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@m_celeri: Tea spoons are good, but I found that it's sometimes difficult to get a proper hold with them. Jar keys have no such issues. Jar keys, I tell you. Amazing.

@Blazypika2: I will freely admit that I keep forgetting 80% of what happens below the surface of Thedas. It is shameful. But I shall take that into consideration ;)
@Sharp-Claw: Pshhh, there was story, just not the story I wanted. Or Shepard. I miss Shepard.

@Blazypika2: I'm gonig to admit that I'm not entirely sold on Andromeda, and it took me 6 months to finish it. Personally, I wish Bioware would go back to focusing on story and companions more, and A LOT less on open worlds. I'm here for the story, not to get angyry at maps I can't figure out haha

@mamiser: Oh absolutely, but it is still wasteful to just... throw it out there. I'm sure we could use it better than that.

@wildmageguy: The only reason I kept that hamster (with a very long tail...) in that absurdly small cage was because... we are not doing an Australia 2.0 on my watch. As far as I can prevent it.

@mahigan: I mostly felt guilty around Cora in the beginning. She should by all right have been old man Ryder's replacement, and she clearly cared about him.... to me he was still sort of a random NPC I hadn't gotten to know well enough to care overly much about.
@schtinsu: Thank you, I try :)

@mahigan: It has been disgustingly warm here too. The pond in the family garden is getting very empty and I fear for the fish.

@Guesty Guestface: Thank you, so do I :)

@mamiser: Thank you, touch wood and all of that :)
@Norgrath: I admit that I would loathe to clean an etire mansion. But, I mean, at least the rooms people are going to see? The ones I live in? Fenris please?

@Blazypika2: That is true... I stand by that Hawke should have staged an intervention.

@mahigan: Bet you anything it was Aveline who did that.

@SOABS: Oh, that would have been amazing. A bit of "help Aveline talk to Donnic" and a hint of House Flipper.
Hey, so, remember how I said I was sick in March? Yeah. That is not quite over yet. I'm better but not entirely well and I need to go back and do another MRI and, well, it's a bit of an exhausting mess.

So, for this week I hope that you have a lovely summer, take a little time off, rest, and enjoy life. I will, and then we'll get back to comics next week.
@Bethris: Yup. To the dwarf commoner Duncan is a genuine savior. It's absolutely shocking.

@wildmageguy: Ah, I can tell you haven't played a dalish elf who absolutely does not want to leave their clan. Hoooo boy the begging, the pleading, Duncan dragging you away... even though you were an archer and never even remotely close to that mirror or the darkspawn and frankly I am certain I have a mere cold and I am being kidnapped send help Duncan no
@Guest: Next to Jack getting a shirt, Miranda's change is my favorite. She's got sensible shoes, armor, holy shit!

@Sharp-Claw & @Blazypika2: You guys... I AM NEVER DRAWING NOSES AGAIN (except on walls)
@Blazypika2: Oh no, absolutely. I don't want to be able to romance EVERYONE. But flirt with? Yes. Always.
@wildmageguy: Oh man, Tabris was my first character and I had no idea what any of the NPCs looked like. Woops? I'm sure Alistair will understand, there are only so many hairstyles in Ferelden after all.

I think it is only fair to not question drow in matters of romance. They do as they please... unless you want extra spiders where you don't want spiders at all.
@Deonis: He could, but considering how noodly your average elf's arms are, I think they might just have a real hard time buffing up. And he's got more important things to do than pushups - he's got a world to rui- a people to save. Surely nothing bad can come out of this.

@Blazypika2: I am glad I can answer all the difficult Dragon Age questions.

@mahigan: If society6 provided key-chain options I'd give it a go, but alas I don't think they offer that. Probably for the best. Everything he opened would probably unleash unspeakable horror, or some such.

@Sharp-Claw: There is also the alternative version that Dragon Age Inquisition is the story of a dog and his ball. I like that one too.

@Ardnax: Hahaha oh no. These days I only ever give a half-hearted attempt at opening jars, and if they don't open, welp, jarkey, your time to shine has come!
@Tzeentch: It does lose something of its seriousness after the third time, doesn't it?
@Deonis: To be honest it is one of my favorite game moments, because it caught me off guard and that barely ever happens. And thank you!

@Sharp-Claw: Haha don't tempt me XD

@Blazypika2: ... I did not realize it looks like a nose with the text there. Oops. It is, well, part of glorious Kirkwall's unique architecture
I think my romance choice in Mass Effect Andromeda reflected my intense need to rebel against the very much set path.

That being said, I'm curious what happens if you refuse to share with the krogans.
Thank you, Deonis. You were right. This absolutely goes right after the previous meme comic.
@Deonis: .... shit, you're right.

@Sharp-Claw: True, but I think all but one origin version has been done, and the one that remains is... the one where he isn't awful. I shall consider it though.
@Norgrath: I, personally, would not mind watching the disaster that Zevran seducing Alistair would entail.

@Sharp-Claw: Please, don't tempt me so...

@Norwegian: Haha I'm not saying it was AWFUL, only that he is, perhaps, not as smooth as he might wish to be.

@StilleNacht: ... yes.

@wildmageguy: That is true. Morrigan's tent at the very edge of camp. With a separate fire, because UGH you people.
And thank you for the points, ahem
@Guest: "Why is there no flirt option" is what I keep grumbling whenever I'm playing games. There should always be a flirt option. Except maybe for Tetris.

@Blazypika2: While I agree that Lana is appealing, you must understand that this monogamy thing is merely optional. Why flirt with only one team mate when you can flirt with all of them?

@Shade: Hahaha I most certainly did.
@wildmageguy: I don't know what you are talking about. Me? Liking dark elves? Why I never.
To be honest I'm not a huge fan of mmos, I like my single player story driven games too much haha

As for cutting into the cake, it was no problem at all. I admit I plucked a leg first, because they were made up by one of my favorite candies.
No, I will never get over that for what? Six years? Fenris did not clean his mansion one bit.

Hawke should have staged an intervention.
When I first played this I got the impression that Cora was throwing seeds out to the winds. When I went looking for background references I saw that no, it was soil converter. So that is a lesson in remembering to do some research before you finish a comic.

Nevertheless, just throwing soil converter around like that seems wasteful, especially when the resources available are finite.