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I just want to say thank you to all those lovely enemies who stand around and watch you slaughter their co-workers and friends. I really appreciate that you don't come running to their rescue, and don't even lift a finger until I step within 20 meters of you. I mean, I would absolutely fire you if you were my mooks, but well, thanks for that thingamabob I needed! I'll try not to slip in your blood on the way out.
Hey guys! Sorry! I'm working full time, my health is only at 80% still since the March thing, aaaand I'm moving so I'm going to need a little breather again to get the worst of it sorted.
@wildmageguy: I must confess that I have not yet finished the Sith Warrior storyline. This year's sudden health issues made playing as much games to justify paying a monthly fee a little difficult. But in the future, perhaps! He seems promising, at any rate.
@wildmageguy: Oh no, I like Anora. Be it the 50% Loghain or for her own sake. But, you know, we can't be co-queens for some reason so it makes matters complicated in 50% of playthroughs.
@Broseidon: In my case I think he's mostly afraid of getting a soar throat while Inky asks him a thousand questions about every other rock they come across.

@WillR: Pretty sure it's broken. Can we try turning it off and turning it on again?

@Sharp-Claw: Hey now. Hawke has plenty of companions that would argue that they have gotten a good tongue lashing of sorts from Hawke :p
@Sharp-Claw: I admit that I much prefer the "asking mother to disrobe" alternative haha

@wildmageguy: Well, you could but... that seems like a lot of effort. And also, I got my ass handed to me by mere spiders on nightmare difficulty.

@Melcolloien: Look, they will be dead soon anyway, and then they won't mind. It's for the best. Of my coin purse.

@Broseidon: Duncan understands. He's been that person, after all.
@Broseidon: *squint* I cannot believe you just... Well, I'm never getting that out of my head now.

@Guesty Guestface: Haha cheers to that!
Playing Shepard had me all calm and "no worries, I've got this". And then. Then ME2 forces me to play as Joker. I love Joker, I really do, but in that moment I had 0 confidence in our ability to deal with this situation.
That is to say, it was amazing (but really, Shepard, RUN FASTER)
@Blazypika2: N-no. Nothing to see here (my weird stuff tends to be digital, and I pack books in paper bags because they are easier to carry that way, so technically...)
@wildmageguy: I obviously played an elf first time I played DAO. I knew nothing. I wanted the throne. I mollycoddled Alistair because I wanted him to like me. Let's just say that I pettily reloaded and spared Loghain after I realized that my elven behind was not going to polish any throne, or even a chair in the palace.
@wildmageguy: It's funny you would say that because... (he is my favorite god though, make no mistake)

@Vrischika: ... I don't know what to say to that. I'm not surprised, but still disappointed?
@Sharp-Claw: I'm sure Thedas Today would hire Hawke, if only it wouldn't mean a 100% certainty that the main office and everyone workng there would die in some kind of horrible incident.

@Blazypika2: There is obviously only one place to buy robes in Kirkwall. And it is probably run by a tranquil, who just isn't very imaginative.
I think the average qunari has a reasonable time with special pillows, but like... the Arishok's horns are a nightmare for his neck for sure. I love them, but...

@zillah: Even then... the angle he would have to sleep at. I'm thinking a specially made bed, with head support but narrow enough so the horns can stick out on either end?

@wildmageguy: Pretty sure Iron Bull had his special handlebar horns just because they wanted to avoid this question for as long as possible (but instead it begs the question: can he even turn over when he's sleeping?)
@Deonis: None, actually! Hah! ... I mean, that would encourage people to open them.
I just want to say that I was pleasantly reminded of what Duncan's armor looks like when I started this. And maybe one day I will leave Meredith out of this.

I'm going to be moving to a different city in a couple of months to get closer to work. So, I need to prep my current apartment to get it sold, which means packing away a lot of things and painting the ktichen and hallway and, you know, exciting stuff like that.

The regular comics will return next week, and if you don't want to wait a full week then you can check out Patreon
@Blazypika2: We have known Harbringer so long that I think we have earned the right to give him a nickname. It also makes him seem much less cool, which I like very much.
@wildmageguy: Why play human when you can be something other than what you are in real life?

@Norwegian: Connor is so cute it hurts. I haven't actually played the game, but I've watched playthroughs (several playthroughs...) I would play it, but I can't play console games because I've got sensitive hands and controllers make them cramp something fierce.

@Kell: You tempt me. And not just because I want to draw Connor...

@Enchantment: Ah! Super! I did not put ... much of anything into biotech, I don't think. Shame, because I (obviously) played an elf.
@Draven22: True, but you will only become a romance option if you have some serious baggage going on.

@ScreamingViking: Damn right. Shameful, frankly, that Orlais even tries to compete with the glorious warmth of Kirkwall.

@Slimy-Slime: Come to glorious Tevinter! We've got wine, blood magic, and slaves! But we could always do with more of all three! Wait, no, don't go-

@wildmageguy: Seheron, the beautiful land of no shirts whatsoever. Yes. You are right. We should absolutely go there.
@Ollo45 : Boxes, stilts or extreme tippy toes are all valid options.

@Sharp-Claw: I think you mean "that is why you should be able to romance Varric" :p

@Guest: The things we do for love...

@wildmageguy: My main is the elf. She was my first playthrough, and inherited the first playthroughs before her. It is basically the run of "I try really hard to help everyone, and I keep fumbling around and messing things up by accident" which is fun.

@Bethris: I like to think that your qunari gets extremely self-conscious about how tall they are and like... hunch down to be at everyone else's level like so
@wildmageguy: If Bioware really cares about me (and they better) then Loghain will become a) a party member b) romanceable and c) not a victim of sudden and horrible death in future games.
But I did like the variety of Grey Wardens you could meet in DAI, and I honestly did not expect to ever see Loghain again. Best part of the game, no contest.