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@DarkBlood: Maybe we'll get the full picture in DA4?
@Guests Guestface: It always makes me so happy to hear that the comics help people find games they enjoy. Thank you for letting me know! :D
@Shadeless: Stroud. Everyone else on earth had Stroud. I swear, I was the only one who had to lie down on the bed for a couple of minutes of pure angst at that part.

@wildmageguy: I like Carver too. He can say what he want, but after the "If you have a problem with my brother/sister, then you have a problem with me" with Fenris that was it. He's my brother now.
Aw man, I want the return of EVERYONE too. I mean, I know it won't happen, or if it does it will be so clumsy I will just refuse to acknowledge it, but... but... still...

@Broseidon: It's to ensure that you really get that feeling of struggling and relate to Hawke. Unfortunately, I relate too much and yes absolutely pick up even the torn pants to sell. Every little copper counts to get Gamlen out of that crappy hou- oh, wait...
@Sharp-Claw: Frankly it's a miracle Hawke survived without Carver there to suffer through it all.

@Ardnax: I think that's about it. It's a shame, really. They could have been the Grey Warden (not that I mind that I got to see Loghain again but, you know, if there is a Grey Warden that Hawke would definitely know...)
When I first played DAI I (obviously) played an elf, and I just couldn't get over how weird it looked when she crossed her arms. But hey, I thought, it's probably because it's a pose adapted for all of the races. I'm sure this holding your arms all high up and out from your body makes sense on the beefcake qunari.
Then I played a qunari and it was the same unfortunate pose.
I have questions.
@Malla: Very much so. The Maker wept when he laid eyes upon them as they wandered the Kirkwall docks.

@Sharp-Claw: Yes! It was a breath of fresh air. Now, if only there had been some kind of help to be had for mental issues in Kirkwall instead of stabbing...

@Broseidon: Haha, I think Meredith just likes punishing mages with poor fashion choices. They should feel bad about being mages, damnit! Have an ugly hat! Makes her own hood looks nice, you know?

@Guest: Haha yes, and I'm sure Hawke would enjoy his objections, and keep calling him pretty

@Guesty Guestface: Ah yes, go forth, return to Kirkwall. Wince at the sight of the darkspawn, shriek at the sight of the NPCs...

@wildmageguy: Yes. Yes THOSE elves. The clone elves who have to share a sad face. Probably due to solidarity - can't let one person be the ugliest. If there is a dozen of them no one is THE ugliest.
(and let's not get into what the acceptable cost of pretty elves is and isn't...)
@Broseidon: Ahhh... sorry, I didn't connect the dots at all there.

@Kell: Hooray!
@Blazypika2: In character, yes, and also because he didn't expect it in that moment. Out of character, it was mostly "I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY AND YOU KNEW THAT" (and me laughing)
@Akhyléus: I think Jonas forgot, for a brief blissful moment, what his companions were like. Which, of course, is even funnier when you consider that they were kidnapping a woman at the time.

@Broseidon: Haha Jonas chose his words poorly. I will admit I was delighted that Freja went with it without flinching.

@Blazypika2: A frankly pathetic warlock turned up at their door and offered them cold hard cash for their assistance in some graverobbing, kidnapping and acquiring of fiend blood. That is all it took. Money.
And yes, they have always been green, but I might have used a different shade in the past!
@Shaleene: I personally prefer to play solo games (and I wish the game industry would stop making everything into multiplayer) and SWTOR works for the most part pretty well as a solo experience. For the most part, she said, looking bitterly at all those operations and whatnot.
@Guesty Guestface: Are you telling me that a desire demon's lady bits are glowing green? Because everything else is purple and I feel like it should glow purple.

@Broseidon: I have never heard it called that and now I am Concerned

@Blazypika2: Welp! This is one error I'm not fixing haha but thanks for letting me know!

@wildmageguy: I feel like the comparison requires that I make joke at Solas' expense here, but it's too late and I'm too tired to formulate something proper.
@Guest: ... yes. Yes. Perfect.

@Broseidon: He does run the risk of it turning into Misery or something...

@wildmageguy: Ok but, Varric would absolutely write something My Immortal-like for shits and giggles.

@Oldtown Phantom: Nice to see you return! You've got... a lot of comics to read then haha (I have no regrets about the period joke)
@Shade: Even when I noticed that I was doing it and tried not to, I kept doing it. I had to change the damned file name because I'd done it there too.

@Broseidon: Honestly, I have no idea. I'm rubbish at detecting accents.

@WillR: I am going to assume this is the sequel.
@NotHawke: I think plaideweave was a test that we all failed.

@Sharp-Claw: Well, at least Solas tried?

@Ciella: The only uniform acceptable would have been a fancy dress. The same fancy dress for everyone. Bull might need to add some ropes or something to keep it on, because they only come in a certain size range, but that would be perfectly ok.

@wildmageguy: While I absolutely approve, it was not available as soon as I got Skyhold and I have to sleep on something (no, Josie, not that one... or that one... no, not that one either...)

@Norwegian: First Hawke, no the whole inquisition. Unacceptable I tell you.

@Broseidon: Most definitely. And everyone were amazed that she walked away alive.

@Blazypika2: I am mostly surprised Leliana didn't burst out a surprise amazing outfit in the Winter Palace. It is one thing to agree to the uniform, another to settle for it.

@Guesty Guestface: Haha, I for one am a fan of over the knee boots. The colors chosen... eh... black and silver are far better, I agree.

@JapaniKatti: Well that makes the umpteenth mistake in the past month's comics. No points for guessing I'm overwhelmed by everything going on in my life. Thank you for letting me know!
simonjadis over at tumblr pointed out that, yes indeed, the Deep Roads end horribly in DA2.
As practical a player as I might be... whatever Carver has on him at that point is his. I will weep but he is my brother. Sacrifices have to be made. That is to say, I am making sacrifices, not Carver. Carver is only forced to throw his lot in with the grey wardens for life. I gave up valuable trinkets. Truly there is no end to my suffering.
The drow team were tasked by a warlock to get him, uh, a body. A young woman. A pretty one. Preferably human or elven. For reasons he did not want to go into... but maybe involved a devil wanting to possess a body.
They had a couple of options, but ended up going for a random young mother trying to calm a crying infant outside her house. And that was when the "take care of the baby" miscommunication happened...

And yes. This is the second time Jonas ends up playing with someone who instantly goes for the baby killing option when they don't have to. Freja has no regrets.
@Blazypika2: .......... my childhood is a lie
@Sharp-Claw: Well, he was seen flying over the walls of Skyhold, by pretty much everyone. Iron Bull scored Cassandra's performance a solid 10.

@Blazypika2: Well, you see, when I was a child I was very fond of the cartoon Robin Hood and... no, I am the queen of typos. Thank you!
I think we have all taken a moment and looked, truly looked, at the elven npcs in Kirkwall. You know the ones. No, not the random npcs in quests. The *other* ones. The ones that are just background filler. Yes.
They make me think of Kelder every time.
@Blazypika2: Ok! Provided SWTOR hasn't lied to me (and it better not have, because it took 4 hours to get up and running) it's the Adascorp Suit :)

@Broseidon: Haha I figured, but, well, go go sith?