my name is mads.
i pump your nads.

i'm eighteen years old.
i commit crimes regularly.
i'm into narcotics and stuff.

i used to go to boarding school.
i was a film major and i was good.
but i got expelled for drugs, oh noez.
now i go to public school and am lame.

i dress really well all the time.
all of my friends are attractive.
my hair never stays the same color.
i'm really fun and cool.

i'm really funny and laugh a lot.
i play characters who are cooler than me.

i have nothing else to say.
kbai.