I used to huff the "vanilla-roma" trees down at the Napa Autoparts stores until the banned me... After that I bummed around laundromats looking to steal a dryer sheet while it was still going in somebody's cycle,(when you get them while hot like that you can throw them in a wax paper bag and breathe all that goodness in you..) A little while later my wife caught in me the bathroom with a couple of the little balls you put in your sneakers to keep them from stinkin up the room.. I got help, became a mailman and started these comics, like a therapy to keep me clean...