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I enjoy bathing in the blood of the innocent, kittens, and long walks on the beach.
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Inspired partly by Vincent Valentine of Dirge of Cerberus.

He can do all kinds of cool backflips, jumps, shooting moves, turn into Chaos, and basically destroy the cutscenes.

Damn you, Vincent! Damn you to hell!
You do know what "the fuzz" is, right? If not, then the whole (pitiful excuse for a) joke is ruined.
Not really funny at all.


Damn that plot thingamabobber...


Maybe if the jawas have rabies or something they would have red eyes. But...
September 13th, 2006
He CAN talk normally, but rest assured that this will probably be the only time he will.

In case you hadn't figured out, Sid, and Roflcopter will become the two main villains. Well, Sid, anyway.
Probably not very many. Ah, well. There are a bunch of refs in my titles. :D

Glad someone caught it.
Oh, and comic has been changed. Is this a bit better?

I'm trying not to offend anyone.
Oh, and I'd just like to say that I intend no offense to any people who use the above. I don't always use perfect grammar/spelling.

As long as I can understand what you're trying to say, it's cool.
I dunno. I just had a funny idea that involved him being a bard a la Thom Merrilin.

Leetspeak = high chant
Horrible spelling/grammar = middle chant
No capitals/grammar = common chant.
He probably won't end up being a permanent character.

And I'd just like to make one statement:

I regret nothing.
September 10th, 2006
I think he meant £20, Ego. :D

I was spending most of my time tonight on another computer without AI. Life's a bitch sometimes. Plus I couldn't think of anything off hand to do, but I would've been able to if I actually tried. In fact, I already have an idea for one of tomorrow's comics.
@Generic: If you look at the comic where he meets Dr. Fluffykins, he's covered in blood and stuff. It's supposed to be inferred that Stubby, Dex, Bellaminde, and Sid layed the smackdown on him while he was incapacitated. Sorry if that was unclear.
I know, but I couldn't think of anything better. :P
I'd like to give a public You Rock to Ego Slayer.

She basically came up with Darth Mal. I said that he would be like Darth Maul later ( a la cybernetic parts which Darth Maul gets in a later story ) and Ego made a crack about 'Darth Mal.'

I thought it was funny. I used it. Without her, Mal wouldn't have his lightscimitars or his tattoos or his name, or even exactly the way he looks.

So, you rock, Ego!
But he's not a very good villain, in case you hadn't noticed.
Actually, I wasn't even thinking of Drizzit when I did Darth Mal. I was just thinking of alternate things for saber/sabre and came up with scimitar. And he really will wield them as a double-lightscimitar a la Darth Maul, but they may just fall off during crucial fight scenes. O.o
The transformation into Darth Mal is now complete!

Well, except for the attitude change. He's still just as incompetent as ever.

Oh, and thanks. :D
I know the gnome doesn't really look short, but, well, he has lots of hair.

And he's a tall gnome. He was taunted and tormented by the other gnome children. "Haha, tall-y!"