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sharpilyteeth
lawls i'm worthless~ :D
  • Real Name
    H0P3
  • Age
    26
  • Gender
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omg, THE PAW.
WORKS EVERY TIME.
lol @ all the "losing points with Melanie" guff. Andy don't give a shit--Patrick needed a wake-up call! besides, we all know Mel agrees her brother was being an ass. she's just decided to be sympathetic, hence why we need Andy.
'scuse me, Mr. Twist, but i have two questions. (:
does dad know about the abuse?
and is Karen their stepmom or their bio mom?
http://picturesofyou.smackjeeves.com/comics/484386/2-16-home-for-the-holidays-1 1/
also, she seems...vastly less perky and ornamental than the last time we saw her.
mon.-fri. would be AMAZING, but don't overwork yourself!

...yeah okay this dad needs to wise up.
her mom is elderly-lookin'. :D
this is really good stuff. (: but why does it start at book four?
win & awesome.
it would suck if mel became angry with peter over this.
A BONA FIDE DOMAIN?
this is all so official! :'D

...

SQUISHHH.
oh, don't freak, devon - peter's just pulling a YOU.
i KNEW she would have "rose" in her name somewhere.
I JUST KNEW IT. :B
one of the sexiest things a woman can possibly do with her legs - SHE HAS IT.
also, "distract me"?
i've been won over. |:

julian, my man, you are totes GETTIN' SOME.
bloody mary?
i c wut u did thar.
:3
OH SHIT HIT THE DIRT
you can take the half-life out of a geek, but you can't take the geek out of a dauor.

:B
that's gotta be tough. trying to break it off with someone who will beat the shit out of you if you say the wrong thing. ):

ALSO,
what would christo succeed in by hiding the fact that he's greek (providing he actually is)?
'bowt tew bee SHOE'D~
PFFFFT OMG
did you know that morgana is ursula's sister's name in the little mermaid II?

IF THIS IS A COINCIDENCE I'LL JUST DIE~ 8D
ENTER JULIAN.
DID I CALL IT OR DID I CALL IT.

also, i freaking love elfen lied.
but i fear becca shall enter next & be inevitably traumatized.
...
like, more than she already is. c:
ENTER JULIAN.

"H'lo, boys. I--WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU WATCHING YOU SICK LITTLE BASTARDS?!"