A retired gunslinger extraordinaire/priest, I earned my mecha-wings by saving the Earth from certain peril in the face of a more definite peril. I later went on to invent Summertime. Occasionally prone to lying.
"I cast level 5 'Drink a Coke'. I roll a 3, and get it all over my shirt.
I cast level 4 'Something to do'. I roll a 2. I remain bored.
I put on my level 9 thinking cap. I hurl the dice at the guy opposite me and take out both his eyes. While he's writhing on the floor in agony I cast level 7 'Take wallet and run'."