cspainey
| Real Name: | Chris |
| Age: | 23 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Web Site: | http://evilmutantman.deviantart.com |
About Me
A retired gunslinger extraordinaire/priest, I earned my mecha-wings by saving the Earth from certain peril in the face of a more definite peril. I later went on to invent Summertime. Occasionally prone to lying.
"I cast level 5 'Drink a Coke'. I roll a 3, and get it all over my shirt.
I cast level 4 'Something to do'. I roll a 2. I remain bored.
I put on my level 9 thinking cap. I hurl the dice at the guy opposite me and take out both his eyes. While he's writhing on the floor in agony I cast level 7 'Take wallet and run'."
"I cast level 5 'Drink a Coke'. I roll a 3, and get it all over my shirt.
I cast level 4 'Something to do'. I roll a 2. I remain bored.
I put on my level 9 thinking cap. I hurl the dice at the guy opposite me and take out both his eyes. While he's writhing on the floor in agony I cast level 7 'Take wallet and run'."
My Webcomics
Recent Comments
Comment on Suckers for Love of As You're Up
cspainey, 17 Nov 2009 11:56 am
I was on the fence over whether or not to upload this one, but after asking around a few
people convinced me to post it. BLAME THEM! >:O
This essentially is the result of me and my girlfriend somehow getting onto the topic of tentacle porn, and me jokingly boasting that I would totally draw the most awesomest tentacle prons evar!
I am positive that any and all deities watching over the human race, on the day I conjured this comic into existence, <em>wept</em> for all that they had toiled for.
For this I apologise.
cspainey, 17 Nov 2009 11:56 am
I was on the fence over whether or not to upload this one, but after asking around a few
people convinced me to post it. BLAME THEM! >:OThis essentially is the result of me and my girlfriend somehow getting onto the topic of tentacle porn, and me jokingly boasting that I would totally draw the most awesomest tentacle prons evar!
I am positive that any and all deities watching over the human race, on the day I conjured this comic into existence, <em>wept</em> for all that they had toiled for.
For this I apologise.
Comment on Not Always A Valid Excuse of As You're Up
cspainey, 10 Nov 2009 11:46 am
I really have no idea where this came from! Although now I really have to wonder just what
is up with my brain...
Didn't manage to get a fresh comic up last Tuesday like I'd hoped (crazy busy rebuilding my website, <a href="http://www.chris-spain.co.uk">complete overhaul and some new work up there if anyone's interested in checking it out</a>) but figured I'd try to make it up to y'all with a new plan:
Rather than only updating every two weeks, I was thinking of doing it weekly - so each Tuesday - with every other comic a little more random/silly than usual, and probably in greyscale.
I'm going to try this out, but do let me know if the thought of this sends you into a blind rage for some reason! :D
(Or something!)
cspainey, 10 Nov 2009 11:46 am
I really have no idea where this came from! Although now I really have to wonder just what
is up with my brain...Didn't manage to get a fresh comic up last Tuesday like I'd hoped (crazy busy rebuilding my website, <a href="http://www.chris-spain.co.uk">complete overhaul and some new work up there if anyone's interested in checking it out</a>) but figured I'd try to make it up to y'all with a new plan:
Rather than only updating every two weeks, I was thinking of doing it weekly - so each Tuesday - with every other comic a little more random/silly than usual, and probably in greyscale.
I'm going to try this out, but do let me know if the thought of this sends you into a blind rage for some reason! :D
(Or something!)
Comment on We came dressed as two swanky fellas! of As You're Up
cspainey, 31 Oct 2009 04:09 pm
Well it's that time of year again. Man, Halloween kinda sucks in the UK. The only people
making a big deal of it are the shops, presumably because it's just too early to start
selling Christmas stuff.
Oh wait, no it isn't.
Early comic this time, since the prospect of posting it on the Tuesday as usual just seemed SILLY.
Although if I can fit it in there might be an extra comic on Tuesday as well. Only time will tell...
cspainey, 31 Oct 2009 04:09 pm
Well it's that time of year again. Man, Halloween kinda sucks in the UK. The only people
making a big deal of it are the shops, presumably because it's just too early to start
selling Christmas stuff.Oh wait, no it isn't.
Early comic this time, since the prospect of posting it on the Tuesday as usual just seemed SILLY.
Although if I can fit it in there might be an extra comic on Tuesday as well. Only time will tell...
Comment on Platform 20 of the Explanation Failway Station of As You're Up
cspainey, 20 Oct 2009 08:48 am
Admittedly this was mainly my fault for really not explaining the concept accurately
enough, but I think I may simply have still been in shock from learning that Cam really
didn't know what Dungeons & Dragons was, despite numerous comments made in regards to
its inherent geekitude.
Not really happy with how this one turned out, largely due to the fact that I was pretty ill when I drew it. But hopefully I'll be able to make it up to you guys somehow - perhaps by going from a fortnightly update schedule to a comic every week?
Whaddya say?
Still friends?
cspainey, 20 Oct 2009 08:48 am
Admittedly this was mainly my fault for really not explaining the concept accurately
enough, but I think I may simply have still been in shock from learning that Cam really
didn't know what Dungeons & Dragons was, despite numerous comments made in regards to
its inherent geekitude.Not really happy with how this one turned out, largely due to the fact that I was pretty ill when I drew it. But hopefully I'll be able to make it up to you guys somehow - perhaps by going from a fortnightly update schedule to a comic every week?
Whaddya say?
Still friends?
Comment on Justice: Serves 2 of As You're Up
cspainey, 06 Oct 2009 02:25 pm
After making this comic I actually made an event on Facebook, and now I'm afraid that
people might think this was created out of anger at anyone who didn't respond yes or no -
just wanna make it clear that ain't the case :P
In other news, this past week I've been taking care of mah beloved Tempest Lavalle and showing her as much of England as possible, and had an awesometastic time! But alas, she had to return home yesterday and I am sad.
Luckily for you guys this does at least mean she'll be updating her comics once again, so be sure to <a href="http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php?id=17353">keep an eye out for those</a>.
On a related note, if anyone wants to randomly give me £400 for a plane ticket to Tempest's house, I proooobably wouldn't turn it down!
I'd also like a pony.
I would name him George.
cspainey, 06 Oct 2009 02:25 pm
After making this comic I actually made an event on Facebook, and now I'm afraid that
people might think this was created out of anger at anyone who didn't respond yes or no -
just wanna make it clear that ain't the case :PIn other news, this past week I've been taking care of mah beloved Tempest Lavalle and showing her as much of England as possible, and had an awesometastic time! But alas, she had to return home yesterday and I am sad.
Luckily for you guys this does at least mean she'll be updating her comics once again, so be sure to <a href="http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php?id=17353">keep an eye out for those</a>.
On a related note, if anyone wants to randomly give me £400 for a plane ticket to Tempest's house, I proooobably wouldn't turn it down!
I'd also like a pony.
I would name him George.
Comment on Justice: Serves 1 of As You're Up
cspainey, 22 Sep 2009 09:58 am
I honestly have no idea where this idea came from, but I still couldn't help but go with
it as soon as I got a break on a logo/branding brief earlier (and I'm so glad I did,
because now I'm dealing with a cold which is kicking my ass XP)
Also don't worry about that gaping maw in the fabric of the universe; we eventually managed to patch most of it up with a bit of duct tape.
cspainey, 22 Sep 2009 09:58 am
I honestly have no idea where this idea came from, but I still couldn't help but go with
it as soon as I got a break on a logo/branding brief earlier (and I'm so glad I did,
because now I'm dealing with a cold which is kicking my ass XP)Also don't worry about that gaping maw in the fabric of the universe; we eventually managed to patch most of it up with a bit of duct tape.
Comment on Large Hadron Colander of As You're Up
cspainey, 16 Sep 2009 07:55 pm
Haha trust me Twentydragon, if you were to meet him you might see just how accurate that
statement is, at least in terms of personality XD
cspainey, 16 Sep 2009 07:55 pm
Haha trust me Twentydragon, if you were to meet him you might see just how accurate that
statement is, at least in terms of personality XDComment on Do it for SCIENCE! :02 of As You're Up
cspainey, 16 Sep 2009 07:39 pm
Bum-bada-bum-bada-bum-badabada
-tappeta-tappeta-tappeta-CRASH-
badabada-bum-bada-bum-bada-bada!
Okay, we seriously need to get a band going!
And Sonny Chiba, we're definitely not dismissing the possibility of a book at some point in the future! The major factors right now though consist of not having all that many strips to include, as well as my tomfoolery in creating awkwardly and somewhat arbitrarily sized comic strips!
But we are already putting some serious thought into how we could resolve this when it evenntually comes time to lay everything out!
cspainey, 16 Sep 2009 07:39 pm
Bum-bada-bum-bada-bum-badabada-tappeta-tappeta-tappeta-CRASH-
badabada-bum-bada-bum-bada-bada!
Okay, we seriously need to get a band going!
And Sonny Chiba, we're definitely not dismissing the possibility of a book at some point in the future! The major factors right now though consist of not having all that many strips to include, as well as my tomfoolery in creating awkwardly and somewhat arbitrarily sized comic strips!
But we are already putting some serious thought into how we could resolve this when it evenntually comes time to lay everything out!
Comment on Do it for SCIENCE! :02 of As You're Up
cspainey, 07 Sep 2009 04:27 pm
It's been a while since these guys <a
href="http://ayu.smackjeeves.com/comics/435760/do-it-for-science-01/">last
made an appearance</a>, but I was cleaning up the other day and found a couple more
scripts which I had jotted down along with the first one!
I'd definitely been wanting to do this for far too long, and am pretty happy with how it came out!
In unrelated news, GUITAR SOLO!!
Deedley-deedley-deedley-bwaaaaooooooow-dananana-dananaaaa-badwananadananananaa-dweeeeeeeee !
cspainey, 07 Sep 2009 04:27 pm
It's been a while since these guys <a
href="http://ayu.smackjeeves.com/comics/435760/do-it-for-science-01/">last
made an appearance</a>, but I was cleaning up the other day and found a couple more
scripts which I had jotted down along with the first one!I'd definitely been wanting to do this for far too long, and am pretty happy with how it came out!
In unrelated news, GUITAR SOLO!!
Deedley-deedley-deedley-bwaaaaooooooow-dananana-dananaaaa-badwananadananananaa-dweeeeeeeee !
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cspainey, 17 Nov 2009 12:23 pm
I'm seriously itching to do some more serious design work myself, having far too little time for doing any cool stuff with all the sorting and porting of my folio -0-