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[Lieutenant Worf] "Captain Hook is *NOT* an honorable man!" [/Lieutenant Worf]
Well, even state-sanctioned Murderers gotta get recognition for their achievements once in a while...
"Those upstairs neighbors are partying again! Peter, be a dear and give them some what for; will you?"
@Shyguyhoneylover: Watch out for those badgers and snakes...
@ Darius Drake (Guest):

"Is it a soda that transforms into a cooked cake from reacting with your saliva? Is it a substance that can be either a cake or soda depending on how you treat it (in a drink container, it's a soda, but if you either cook it or put it on a plate in a certain way, it becomes cake)? Is it a soda filled with pieces of cake? Or is it a soda that tastes like cake?"

[Kosh] Yes. [/Kosh]
@texan1972: He definitely needs to get ahold of himself...
Today, Tootles, you are a man! (Uh-oh! Don't let Peter see, he'll cull you from the herd...)
"Aww, dang it! I should have made today's Voting Incentive St. Patrick's Day themed!"

She's wearing green shorts and flip-flops. If that doesn't say "St. Patrick's Day", I don't know what does...
"Mother would always leave the window open for her children to fly back by(...)"

One would think that the weather would eventually wreak havoc on the floorboards, rug and furniture.
Sometimes you get the Ivo you need rather than the one that you want...
"Toxic Death Strudel"
You could always give her a jogging suit, something simple with just a few straight stripes.

Well, Mr. Darling always did have some rather odd ideas about how to treat the help... (Ifyaknowutimean *winkwinknudgenudge*)
Yeah, those pillows; *ALWAYS* spoilin' for a fight! *whacks my own pillows into submission*
@TriaElf9: What about poor Peter? Hasn't anyone ever told him about the Birds and the Bees? (I mean, *other* than what might be found in ornithological and apiary textbooks...)
Way to dodge your Paternal responsibilities, Peter...
When I was Layla's age, I thought that mid-forties was "old". Now that I'm 55, I can say to Icabod: "You've got nothin' on me, kid!"
Darn 'em! Darn 'em all!
Bridget: "Meh; as long as Kitty-girl doesn't do any damage to our stuff, I'm not gonna argue about it..."
Re: The Fluffiest Anarchist

Okay, now I want to read that...

Re: Incentive

*holds up lighter*