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CreatorWorks1987
Yeah, hi, I'm Caleb.

I'm the Artist of Teen Titans Doujinshi, and writer AND artist of @theU and OTBWC. I'm a Cookie Artist, and currently my main hobby is making webcomics ^_^. My other interests include writing, drawing, playing piano, playing drums, playing ocarina, computer programming, video games, anime, etc.

But far and away my number one "interest" is Jesus Christ.

So yeah, that's me in a nutshell. Yay.
Ker-COMMENT-blah!!
Weeeeee
My hard drive crashed and I lost both Illustrator *and* Flash, and have not the money for data recovery nor to rebuy either. At the moment, my art prospects are approximately zero :,(
^^rae+bbfan
I didn't forget them; nobody in that shot has eyebrows, actually. ^_^
Yeah, it's dead. Again. I just can't keep this thing going. Sorry everybody!
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15: 1000 Blank White Cards

(This is John. He has a ponytail.)

John: Hello Everybody! Welcome to 1,000 Blank White Cards! Where everything is made up and the points don't matter! ^_^
So, the deck starts out with all blank cards. We've played the games a few times now, so a lot of the cards aren't blank anymore. Whenever you get a blank card, you get to make up what the card does. Be as wacky as you want. Okay, GO!

(This is me. We already know me.)

(This is Rob. He was in the last comic.)

(This is John. He was in the first panel.)

(This is a representation of Tiffany, the other Rob, and anybody else who might be playing, all of whom i was too lazy to draw.)

John: Caleb, you go first.

Caleb: Okay, I play "Cool Shades" on myself.

Cool Shades
You are cooler than anybody else
+500 points

Rob: Okay, then I play "Stunt Double" on that card and myself.

Stunt Double
Target player takes effect of a card played on someone else

John: Well, then I play "So Five Minutes Ago", which makes those Cool Shades worth *negative* 500 points!

"Omni-Counter" cancels "So Five Minutes Ago"!

"Einstein's Crack Pipe" cancels "Omni-Counter"!

"No You're Just Wrong" cancels "Einstein's Crack Pipe"!

Oh yeah, well, "Tasty salt!"

"Zeeky Boogy Doog!"

"Guillotine"!

"Talk To The Hand"!

"OMG Chuck Norris"!

"Fringe benefit"!

"Cthulhu Eats Your babies"!

"Your Attack fails! POOF!"

"Gimme My card Back Biatch!"

"Diplomatic Immunity"!

"Weasel-Boogers"!

"MORE WITCHES!"

"Chupa-Thingy"!

"Thirteen Spleens"!

"A DUCK"!

All: OoOoOoOoOooooh...

A DUCK!
Due to your knowledge of the ways of science, you just win.
This is final and cannot be refuted.

To Be Continued...
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13: Engineering Majors

(This is Rob. He is a new friend of ours.)

Jonathan and Rob: ...blah blah hard drive blah blah encrypted blah blah mapping blah blah random number generator blah blah Linux blah blah differential blah blah something I didn't understand blah blah hardware blah blah RAM or ROM or something blah blah something I don't even remember blah blah vectors blah blah codec blah blah binary blah blah something else I didn't understand blah blah derivative blah blah partition blah blah something else I don't remember blah blah software blah blah geez are you really reading this blah blah you need a life dude blah blah mapping again blah blah...

Caleb: (Don't ask me. I'm a Creative Writing major!)
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12: The Insomnia Song

4:15 a.m.

Caleb: In the Dorm Room, the quiet Dorm Room, I cannot sleep tonight...
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Okay, just to remind everybody (especially you, Mom)

THESE COMICS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE ACCURATE!!
THEY ARE MEANT TO BE FUNNY!!!!!

So don't read them with the assumption that this is an accurate depiction of my life, because it's not. These comics are *inspired* by true events. But, for example, the "Slinky Attack" comic was inspired by the fact that I got a slinky; nothing more. My point is, don't read too much into these. If I think of something funny that fits into the college/dorm life setting, even if it has no bearing whatsoever on reality, I may still make a comic out of it, because the point is not to write an autobiography, the point is to make people laugh.

Now that that's out of the way, on with the show!
CreatorWorks1987
January 17th, 2009
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11: Stereotypical College Student

At this time, we would like to compare Caleb's college life with that of the Stereotypical College Student (SCS)

SCS's Fridge: Cans of Beer
Caleb's Fridge: Boxes of Sushi

SCS's Typical Meal: Ramen, Original Flavor
Caleb's Typical Meal: Ramen, Shrimp Flavor
(OMG Shrimp!)

SCS's Outfit:
Hat worn sideways to shade half of face
Baggy clothes in case of need of emergency parachute?
Caleb's Outfit:
Hat worn backwards to shade back of neck
Goggle sunglasses for easy quick access
Clothes that fit

SCS's DVD Collection:
CENSORED! CENSORED! CENSORED!
Caleb's DVD Collection:
ANIME! ANIME! ANIME!

SCS Stays Up Late... Studying for Exams
Caleb Stays Up late... Making Webcomics

SCS Fails Anyway
Caleb Passes Anyway
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THE VIEWS AND POSITIONS EXPRESSED BY THE FOLLOWING COMIC ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF THE ARTIST

This is because, you see, I did not actually draw the following comic. As anyone who knows me well will see, it contains suggestive ideas and certain opinions that I do not agree with and would therefore of course NEVER think of on my own!

It was.... um.... an EVIL ME! From, like, another dimension... Yeah, that's it!

(See the glasses? They *clearly* mean "Not Guilty")

And he had, like, laser-eyes....

And he transwarped into the middle of my dorm room and stole my computer and used it to write the following comic!

It was all I could do to whip up this disclaimer page before he tazered me unconscious.

YOU WERE WARNED!!

(You also aren't allowed to get at me about it either)
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10: Political Cartoon

Jonathan: Still can't think of anything good for the comic?

Caleb: I KNOW! I'LL DO A POLITICAL CARTOON!

[...]

[...]

[...]

Jonathan: How's the cartoon coming?

Caleb: Don't worry, George Bush will do something stupid any second now.

George W. Bush: I DECLARE WAR ON LEGOS®!!

Caleb: ...See?
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9: Uncle Cthulhu

Cthulhu: DAVY!! HAVE YOU BEEN USING MY KRAKEN WITHOUT PERMISSION?!?!?

Davy Jones faces the wrath of long-lost Uncle Cthulhu
CreatorWorks1987
January 17th, 2009
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8: 9/11

Don't insult the lives of those lost by using them as an excuse for war

Remeber THE TRUTH about 9/11

IF FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
IT ISN'T FREEDOM
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7: Funny Bone

Caleb: Stupid fly!

DAIGRGLFLAGRGINZ!!!!

Caleb: Whoever called it the "Funny Bone" had a really rotten sense of humor.
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6: Team Killer

Jonathan: What the...?

ATTENTION: You have been banned from EVERY server.

Jonathan: CALEB!!!!! Were you playing HALO® on my computer again!?!?

Caleb: Who, me? Of course not!

Earlier that day...

You betrayed S[]DOON
You betrayed Sexy Napkin
You betrayed Newb1345
You betrayed TEHG4YGUY
You betrayed |_337|=|234|<
You betrayed OMFG WAFFLES
Haxx0R: You team-killing fcv|<-tard!

Caleb: Team-killing rules!
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5: Two Worlds

Speaker: Put your faith in what you most believe in. Two worlds, one family.

Speaker and Caleb: Trust your heart, let fate decide, to guide these lives, to guide these lives we see!
All: (Put your faith in what you most believe in...)

All: TWO WORLDS; ONE FAMILY!!

All: AAUAOAAUAOAA!!!

Girl: Um, what are you doing?

Caleb: Uh...

Caleb: ...Yodeling?
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1: The Freshman Slump

Week 1...

Caleb: Wow! College is awesome!!

Week 2...

Jonathan: Hey, don't you have a class now?

Caleb: Mmmrrffgg...
As per reader request, I have darkened Sean's hair. Does it help?
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Sean: How's that comic coming along?

Caleb: I'm still brainstorming. Do you have any ideas?

Sean: Well, you could do a superhero comic. But you'd have to have some kind of hook, 'cuz there's a lot of those.

Sean: maybe you could do a huge team, of like, fourteen people or so. And give all of them unique powers and personalities.

Sean: You could have one guy who turns into a bear, and a girl with blue skin who can fly, and maybe another girl who can see into the future...

Sean: Oh! And something funny, like a Canadian ninja pirate with infinite throwing croissants!

Caleb: Are you crazy!? There's no way I could ever pull off something like that!
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Caleb: Well, if it isn't Mr. Valhalla himself!

Sean: That's Mr. Legacy to you!

Caleb: Haha. Whatever, Sean. How goes the job hunt?

Sean: Mrrrfg... >sigh< What are you working on?

Caleb: Comic ideas!

Sean: A comic, huh? What have you got so far?

Caleb: Okay, so there's this bunny, right? And he's from Mars. But it turns out, he's really a MONKEY in disguise!

Caleb: What, too subtle?