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Once there were 3 little pigs who lived n a low-rent apartment n Quebec. 1 day, the pigs were going 2 buy some milk when they met a man n a red coat who offered 2 sell them a bag of magic meatballs. The pigs didn't have any money, however, so they traded the youngest pig 2 the man, who had ham 4 dinner everyday 4 the rest of his life, until he died n a freak knitting accident. The pigs took the meatballs home and placed them n the closet. However, the 2nd-oldest pig became hungry n the middle of the night and ended up eating them. The next morning, a giant cornstalk sprouted out of the pig's mouth, killing him. The eldest pig climbed the giant cornstalk and found that it led 2 a castle made entirely of cheese. Inside the castle, the pig met a giant skunk who asked him if he had a cigar. The pig said no, and the skunk suddenly became highly agitated. He then asked the pig 4 a glass of milk, and the pig obliged with the milk he had bought earlier. But when the skunk noticed that it was skim milk, he stabbed the pig with a shiv. When the pig's landlord heard that they were all dead, he sold their apartment 2 a family of kangaroos 4 62 cents.

They were never heard from again.
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