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Professions: Cartoonist, Protection Officer, Private Investigator

Hobbies: Kendo Practitioner,Equal Rights Advocate, Catgirl Enthusiast, Linguistics, and Dork

I work on commission.
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    Johnathan Hatton
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Do people even say "whoopsie" as a noun?
I hope you realize, this means war...
How oddly specific... Happy Holidays!
I really wish they'd tell you the specifications for a password first...
Sorry ladies, I just spoiled your secret to the world.
Jenna's shower disturbed...
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Oddly, based on an actual debate I had... I don't actually have a stand on it, personally. I find there are far too many factors per case that need to be put into account.
See, originally it was all third person, but I decided to make it about her and forgot that part...
Before people start correcting me: It is in fact Canadian Thanksgiving today. Not American Thanksgiving.
@GabrielsThoughts: There's more to it than that. The reason Cain's offering was denied was because he offered vegetables when the ordinance specifically asked for a lamb. He could easily have traded his product for a lamb from Abel to do his offering at the same cost, but instead was lazy and got mad at the after effects to the point of killing his brother who didn't do anything wrong.
@EnterTheNameHere: University of Staffordshire, England for her degree in David Beckham studies.
@Natually : Nine, but most are the same set of clothes she rotates through.
@kinda obvious if you think about:
Funny you mention it, but Nick's date is a trap.
@Is that poisonous or venomous?:
That's stubbornness.
But here's an art trade I did with Zaphel-San.
Here's his part of it: 35

Sorry I hadn't been updating many fresh new comics lately. Life has been a butt and this is all managed by me voluntarily. I'll get stuff rolling soon.