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It seems that my time as an art major has come to an end- i am now a POST GRAD!!!!

CLOAAM will now follow my post collegiate life as opposed to my college days, though I'll be sure to bring a story or two from the halcyon days to the forefront haha
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I tell my coworkers/boss a lot that i will "have words for them" in some event or another rather frequently. I need to keep a pack of index cards in my pocket now just so I can do this
@KitKatMuffin: i've run into that at work a couple of times, but it's always so much better when they have a starbucks cup glued to their hand
somedays i just like to remind myself that i can infact draw. today was one of those days lol
Yeah... my dentist isn't very delicate when it comes to cleaning...
Long time no see everyone!! Sorry for the prolonged hiatus these past two months- a lots been going on.

Quit my job at the pr0n shop, got one at bestbuy, been working on getting in shape, working on my professional career as an artist... quite a lot!

Thankfully, now that the dust has settled on a lot of those things, I have the time/energy to pick up where I left off and work on comics for you all again. God knows ive missed making them, and I have two months of material saved up so expect a lot more to be coming :D
im surprised you didn't just color it in black and white and then fiddle with the color levels to make it orange themed
@lil_shiro: well, i AM still alive, so I'll let you come to your own conclusions
@Rie: you know you love me *double pistols and wink*
This is 100% truth. I got into a knife fight with a dapper shark. That's totally how i got the scar above my eye.

Worst part is, I've had people completely believe me before...
Ok sooooo... I made this comic at work and drew it all out by hand with pen and it started off being really sincere and stuff and then just devolved into random shit lol

It doesn't help that the best way to upload this to the net was to take crappy pics of the drawings with my cellphone camera in terrible lighting. I'll work on getting my scanner hooked back up to avoid this ever happening again XD
@lil_shiro: are you sure about that?
@lil_shiro: i WISH i could say it was oral... >_<
@lil_shiro: it.... kinda did... we made the person buy it though, which was great cause it was a really expensive item. but the downside was having to witness that
Yeah, I'll admit it, i've been very lazy with making comics lately.. I'm trying to change that, so please bear with me haha

One reason is I'm just working so much these days, and I was debating if I was going to tell you all about my job at an adult bookstore, but as you can see that argument was finally won. So you can now expect all sorts of fun stories from work, as well as some ones about the art work I've been working on lately woo!!

In anycase, new comics are coming again! Wooooooo!
@Megan: You remember that night we went for Hibachi? Yeah, that was around a 3.5
Truthfully, we have had these cats for almost a year, but the little bitch decided to scratch me today unprovoked. So i decided to immortalize it on the internet. where i'm the one at fault. i have a weird relationship with cats...
I seriously didn't know what to make for a comic today, so i just made a shitty animation instead. though i did do this for about 20 minutes while trying to decide what to make for a comic. maybe it helps me think...?
@lil_shiro: yeah, im sorry for the absurd amounts of copy pasta in the strip. my tablet wasn't working right and rather than not do the strip at all I wanted to at least submit SOMETHING since it had been so long ^^:
This comic features my mom for the first time, and I'm happy to say that she does not look like a weeble wobble (her fears). I tend to scare my mom sometimes just by walking up behind her. For someone as big as i am i apparently move very quietly lol
heh you've caught up with the rest of the world my friend, nobody knows what they're doing lol