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I'm pretty sure this is not what anyone meant when they told me to draw Edward, Connor, Ezio, and Altair together.

Altair is Rei because he can't swim for crap.

Edward is Haru because Black Flag told me I swam two nautical miles with him (probably more... I don't think I was even half done when the message popped up) And he can swim underwater and punch sharks for an unreasonably long time. ...also I wanted to throw him in the water so I don't need to draw his tattoos.



Ezio and Connor were done more arbitrarily.



...might draw this more properly beefcake-y later.
Jokingly, I told my little cousins I got killed by Shamu (there's a Sea World in my city, so like half the kids call killer whales/orcas Shamu anyway) because I screwed up harpooning in Black Flag...

But then my little cousin started talking about Tilikum...


Though I only harpooned like two sea mammals... It felt really awkward and weird to harpoon killer whales.
I hate sailing. And I have basically damaged my ship with everything that can damage the ship in the game through general incompetence and having no damns left to give.

And my crew has been questioning my sanity lately because I basically just ditch the boat randomly...
Okay, I figured out that you can tell your jolly band of pirates to stop singing. Not sure if they never told me or if I missed it.

Unfortunately the setting does not remember what you did last so you need to tell them to shut up again whenever you do something new. But it's better than nothing.

My little cousin (he's like 5 or something) hated the shanties even more than I did, which was odd because he loves obnoxious songs. He just recently learned What Does The Fox Say?. He was nuts for watching me play even though I was mainly grinding to get more supplies to upgrade the Jackdaw. He also suggested I kill practically anyone with a pulse... He basically watched me play for like three hours and didn't want to go home.
Found out I really could put a unicorn figurehead on my boat. YAY MYSTERY ISLAND.

Little less angry about boats now.
...you know your computer security is shit when it can be hacked with a 3rd grade knowledge of math...
Because even when I think everyone's given up on seeing Assassin's Creed comics out of me, someone pops up to ask. So I did one.



My pirates' shanties were cute for maybe the first five minutes. I'm pretty sure they know like six songs, but it seems like they only sing two of them.



AND NOW I HAVE IT'S A LIE LIE LIE LIE LIE STUCK IN MY HEAD.
I was declared an "AC Expert" and I'm on The Watch, so expect more art, I suppose.

...though I'm probably the worst artist present. *gross sobbing*
I tried touching basically every animal in the game...

Connor pets dogs, cows, and sheep. Feeds chickens and pigs. Cats just walk between his legs.
Sometimes I wonder what the NPCs think about Connor.

I noticed that Connor makes gestures as if he's listening to the conversation when you hide him in a group of people talking.

He seems like he's agreeing with whatever it is they're saying or as if something very wise was said sometimes.

Unless you make him stand awkwardly in the middle of the circle of three or four people... then he doesn't seem to do anything.

I hate doing the mobile eavesdrops and tailing people. Sometimes they got alerted even if I stood behind a giant stack of crates, in a crowd, with my back to them.
My dad thinks Connor’s walk looks like he’s walking around looking for a fight.

I think it’s a bit of a strut.

Anyway… SUB-PAR ANIMATION TIME. …I know the background should move…
I am… TERRIFIED of heights… I’m not so scared of climbing all the churches and stuff, but the part where Desmond climbs to the top of the building and up the crane, especially when he’s along the edge of the building SCARIEST SHIT EVER OKAY?!

And my family’s TV is a ludicrous 80 inches or so… Which makes everything almost big enough to feel like you’re there… I assume we’ll keep upgrading the tv bigger and bigger until we can’t reach the corridor to the bathroom… Or just block the bathroom. It’s really drafty and creepy and has the iciest cold toilet seat.

Does anyone have any comments on the style of backgrounds I’ve been doing on the comics? I kind of like it, but it’s also really half-assed looking. But it’s better than just flat colors, right?
…Considering all the brutal moves available to you…
kaxen
November 2nd, 2012
…On account Connor jumped a distance that seemed like it might break his hands or smash his head into the bottom of a river depending on how deep it is, I suppose this is a decent escape method.

I think I only did like… 30% of the optional objectives. I’M SO INCOMPETENT.
kaxen
November 2nd, 2012
Well... if you're going to pay for counter-propaganda...

Though so far as I've played, Connor hasn't shown much interest in the opposite gender. Though on the other hand, he's only had an actual conversation with like two girls so far and one of those two is his mommy.
JESUS CHRIST MAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE ONLY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF TOWN, WHY CAN'T YOU DELIVER IT YOURSELF. NOT LIKE YOU NEED TO RIP WANTED POSTERS OF YOURSELF OFF THE WALLS, BRIBE TOWN CRIERS, HIRE A PRINT SHOP, AND CLIMB EVERY BUILDING LIKE THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA TO WALK ONE END OF TOWN TO THE OTHER WITHOUT GETTING STABBED IN THE FACE.



...but I deliver them anyway. I didn't feel like dealing with Paul Revere so I spent a while liberating most of Boston and climbing viewpoints.
...I'm not really sure how it would ever be a good idea to bring a country boy to the city for the first time and then suggest he kill someone... and... well... yeah...



And I find it kind of strange Achilles told Connor to pass for European, but Connor just keeps wearing all his very not European clothes for several missions after that...
I was tired of skinning animals, and then the game was like "SKIN THOSE ANIMALS CONNOR SKINS EVERYTHING."

...this is not an extremist vegan friendly-game.



...and all the wolves come in twos it seems like.
kaxen
October 31st, 2012
...So like, I got Assassin's Creed III.

I'm going to... cautiously... say this comic is not hiatused, but I'm going on vacation on November 14th, so I'm basically going to blurt out every last idea I have regarding AC3 between now and then.
kaxen
March 6th, 2012
priorities, man!