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@Oly-RRR: I'm glad I can entertain :D

It's nice of Alain to speak in future tense when Tim is already stupidly walking outside in the sun

@eishiya: Roger at the job agency some decades ago: "My only skill is subtly roasting people while maintaining an air of politeness"

@eishiya: long-term investments like this are the smartest choice when you're immortal

"Leave me alone, Roger, I'll go cuddle with my emotional support ribcage now"

That skeleton holds together surprisingly well :D (my joke theory is still that that's Roy)

Are you saying an SCO who lets himself get bitten by a Skow wouldn't be a great catch? D:

Finally, the vampire tag on the comic becomes relevant! :D

Alain probably just wanted to make himself an immortal boyfriend :')

"Only if you fail to feed, and that shouldn't be a problem with such a snack in front of you ;))"

@Oly-RRR: "Hobby Doctors" probably just get different kinds of lawsuits P:

Don't complain, Tim, you're getting skincare while Roy got blood drawn. You're the lucky one here :D

Yes, Tim, let the Blair look at you, it worked out so well for Roy...

You weren't kidding when you said a peaceful page wasn't a good sign :D

@eishiya:
@Oly-RRR: We're counting on you, Oly :D

@eishiya: Now I want an AU in which a police dad couple takes care of tiny Roy who keeps getting into misadventures

@Oly-RRR: I aim to dispense only the highest-quality headcanons

@eishiya: Glad to hear that my idea is canon-compliant :D

"A new obsession", he says, implying that this kind of thing happens regularly. Now I'm just imagining Roy coming to him once a month with stuff like "what if I have a split personality and turn into a murderer every night", "what if police officers are the real criminals", "what if there were bunny-skows" etc.

Aw, some cute roommate bonding time! I'm just sad knowing it won't end well. The little worldbuilding tidbits are great too.

@eishiya: Look, he's smiling in one whole panel and crying in none of them, that's as good as it's going to get.