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McJefferstein
I am annoyance, I am the midday, I AM MCJEFFERSTEIN!!
Tiddly Dee!
  • Real Name
    McJefferstein
  • Age
    34
  • Gender
    Male
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24/7?? It's like 1:30pm, I don't have to be back to the rental place til 7pm!
Why that's an old McJefferstein family recipe!
Please, you're just jealous of my long luxurious nippy hair! Tiddly Dee!
And "no" spelt backwards is "on" with a teeny tiny "h yes you are very mysterious McJefferstei" wedged in the middle! Tiddly Dee!!
"You have no idea what anger you have awoken in my ass. Revenge is nigh. Beware the ass................................................................................ ....... ...........................OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!! "

Won't lie, kinda sounds like you're reading the script of a porno at me....which is more unsettling than any violence directed at my person can ever be....
It's chock full of vitamins and minerals and antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium. And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium. And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium. And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium, europium, zirconium, lutetium, vanadium. And lanthanum and osmium and astatine and radium. And gold and protactinium and indium and gallium And iodine and thorium and thulium and thallium, yttrium, ytterbium, actinium, rubidium. And boron, gadolinium, niobium, iridium. And strontium and silicon and silver and samarium. And bismuth, bromine, lithium, beryllium and barium! It's part of a balanced world domination!
The lack of sombrero fills Pepito with an ever constant sense of shame and sadness....
I vote punching you in the balls if you mess with my iambic puntameter!
...they are??

ANOTHER STUNNING VICTORY FOR McJEFFERSTEIN!!!!
Well if the good people at Mars Inc would take my letters seriously already and offer a limited edition Snickers bar with beans instead of peanuts I wouldn't have to wish so hard now would I?!
Without the farts the wishes are pointless!
It's the greenest mode of transport whose acceleration is controlled completely by gum drops, farts, and wishes!
Bummy is getting what he deserves! That cheese was for the futurely dead mouse and he's stealing it like a jerk!
I'm afraid my fan club already has a leader and it's none other than my good friend Gar! Honestly I can't think of anyone who's more behind what I'm doing than Gar.
Personally I'm more concerned about the disappearance of Mario's first girlfriend. Sure he changed his name but there's no escaping your past...
In accordance with the Geneva Convention minions have no rights, this extends to the usage of "dibs" and the interwebz. Nice try though impostor. :P
Ahhh him. That's Smiggleflaps an extradimensionsal being that only you can see.
....Large assed scene stealing bastard....