slut_shuttle
| Real Name: | death |
| Age: | 19 |
| Gender: | Male |
| Web Site: | http://www.myspace.com/fuckmehard_ohgod |
About Me
hi. my names marshmellow, whats yours?......why the hell would your parents call you that? i think i may post one of those cheesy myspace surveys, someday.
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Comment on Filler, for now! of Breaking Even with...
slut_shuttle, 25 Apr 2008 03:32 am
Its not my picture (if i were to drink the amount of alcohol it would take to make her
attractive I would succum to alcohol poisoning) i think its from www.myrealgirlfriend.com
slut_shuttle, 25 Apr 2008 03:32 am
Its not my picture (if i were to drink the amount of alcohol it would take to make her
attractive I would succum to alcohol poisoning) i think its from www.myrealgirlfriend.comComment on That's Life... of Breaking Even with...
slut_shuttle, 26 Mar 2008 05:30 am
Thats what sex used to be to me, but i was dating a girl in that phase who beleived sex is
the most sacred thing since Jesus' Dick. But yeah. I love you, and want to go to
germanyland. Not really.
slut_shuttle, 26 Mar 2008 05:30 am
Thats what sex used to be to me, but i was dating a girl in that phase who beleived sex is
the most sacred thing since Jesus' Dick. But yeah. I love you, and want to go to
germanyland. Not really.Comment on Spring Break Survival Tips of Breaking Even with...
slut_shuttle, 26 Mar 2008 05:12 am
Oh mann..I so wish I was partying with you. Instead, I was getting fucked up with my best
homeslice, and since we are telling storys:
A while ago, my dad said he didnt drink JD anymore cause his body didn't tell him when to stop. I didnt really understand him, so I set it aside in my brain. I went over to kyles with my 5th of Jack and my Knob Creek. Shot after shot, me and kyle depleted half the bottle of jack. I figured I'd quit drinking when I was drunk. Well, when we stopped, I didnt feel shit. I walked over, grabbed the rack to set up another game of pool then WHAM!! Drunk. Off my bloody ass. So at this point I can't feel a damn thing anywhere on my body, like someone sprayed me with a hose of ambesol. So I tried to pass out on top of the pool table cause I couldnt get inside kyles house. And I couldnt sleep. So as I'm walking home (I thought about driving but I was too drunk to even scuttle along at 25 miles an hour, which was my plan, even though my house is like, 1/8th of a mile away) and at that moment my dad JUST SO HAPPENED to driving home from the bar (oh irony) so then I passed out on the couch, for like 4 hours, and I wake up STILL DRUNK!! How fucked is that?! But, the last effects are just fading like an hour ago. I've a tiny headache but thats probably from drinking so much mt. dew (it was the only chaser I had) and smoking too many cigarettes. Sorry for the super long messege.
Peace-Love-JACK FUCKING DANIELS!
Will SexFiend.
slut_shuttle, 26 Mar 2008 05:12 am
Oh mann..I so wish I was partying with you. Instead, I was getting fucked up with my best
homeslice, and since we are telling storys:A while ago, my dad said he didnt drink JD anymore cause his body didn't tell him when to stop. I didnt really understand him, so I set it aside in my brain. I went over to kyles with my 5th of Jack and my Knob Creek. Shot after shot, me and kyle depleted half the bottle of jack. I figured I'd quit drinking when I was drunk. Well, when we stopped, I didnt feel shit. I walked over, grabbed the rack to set up another game of pool then WHAM!! Drunk. Off my bloody ass. So at this point I can't feel a damn thing anywhere on my body, like someone sprayed me with a hose of ambesol. So I tried to pass out on top of the pool table cause I couldnt get inside kyles house. And I couldnt sleep. So as I'm walking home (I thought about driving but I was too drunk to even scuttle along at 25 miles an hour, which was my plan, even though my house is like, 1/8th of a mile away) and at that moment my dad JUST SO HAPPENED to driving home from the bar (oh irony) so then I passed out on the couch, for like 4 hours, and I wake up STILL DRUNK!! How fucked is that?! But, the last effects are just fading like an hour ago. I've a tiny headache but thats probably from drinking so much mt. dew (it was the only chaser I had) and smoking too many cigarettes. Sorry for the super long messege.
Peace-Love-JACK FUCKING DANIELS!
Will SexFiend.
Comment on Du Bist mein Meister of Breaking Even with...
slut_shuttle, 14 Mar 2008 04:51 am
Jeez, I leave you alone for a couple days and you come up with this? Nah, I like it. It
was totally punk rock:)
slut_shuttle, 14 Mar 2008 04:51 am
Jeez, I leave you alone for a couple days and you come up with this? Nah, I like it. It
was totally punk rock:)Comment on Number 3 - Death Respawn of Breaking Even with...
slut_shuttle, 10 Mar 2008 04:01 pm
Thank you very much Abyss, that means alot. And being hard on myself is only me following
popular trend.
slut_shuttle, 10 Mar 2008 04:01 pm
Thank you very much Abyss, that means alot. And being hard on myself is only me following
popular trend.Comment on I used to suck harder than your mom. of Breaking Even with...
slut_shuttle, 10 Mar 2008 05:26 am
Well, I was hoping to get more of a laugh and less of a vomit but hey, I'll take what I
can get :)
slut_shuttle, 10 Mar 2008 05:26 am
Well, I was hoping to get more of a laugh and less of a vomit but hey, I'll take what I
can get :)Comment on I used to suck harder than your mom. of Breaking Even with...
slut_shuttle, 09 Mar 2008 01:48 pm
No seriously I used to suck that hard. I'm sorry I've yet to post anything related to the
storyline, but I was on holiday. now I'm not, so prepare to have your IQ lowered EVEN
FURTHER!!!
EDIT: Anyone offended by "You're mom" jokes can suck face. It's a joke.
slut_shuttle, 09 Mar 2008 01:48 pm
No seriously I used to suck that hard. I'm sorry I've yet to post anything related to the
storyline, but I was on holiday. now I'm not, so prepare to have your IQ lowered EVEN
FURTHER!!!EDIT: Anyone offended by "You're mom" jokes can suck face. It's a joke.
Comment on FILLER BUG! of Breaking Even with...
slut_shuttle, 09 Mar 2008 01:33 pm
Well I don't know, I find it interesting. M4d ph0705|-|0p 5k1llz!
slut_shuttle, 09 Mar 2008 01:33 pm
Well I don't know, I find it interesting. M4d ph0705|-|0p 5k1llz!Comment on The Hot Poke of Love of Breaking Even with...
slut_shuttle, 06 Mar 2008 04:33 am
HA I love the "pubic Fur" thing going on with lopunny. It's perfect.
slut_shuttle, 06 Mar 2008 04:33 am
HA I love the "pubic Fur" thing going on with lopunny. It's perfect.Contact Info
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slut_shuttle, 11 Jun 2008 09:18 am
Like really.