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I'm a rolling stone, gathering no moss... because moss is sticky and smelly and gross.
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    JR Gervais
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I'd blame myself, but it's not much fun.
As longtime readers know, I am not afraid of a lack of talent.
Sorry for the absence, but sometimes it's difficult to find time to do a second webcomic on top of everything else. But when I made the metaphorical connection in today's comic, I had to get this done.
Can I get a refund for all the things school didn't teach me?
I don't care what the calendar says. It's officially Fall because PSLs are back!
I, for one, am glad summer's ending because when summer ends then it's time for Pumpkin-flavored everything. Too damn hot anyway.
When I was growing up, we went back to school after Labor Day; not like kids these days who've been back in school for several weeks already. I'm old non-school.
I do this frequently.
Yes, Fox News really did criticized Obama for choosing Dijon mustard as a condiment.
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
I stole this joke from Jimmy Kimmel.
On Monday, the sun will disappear from the sky across the US. I hear it's immigrating to Canada.
A solar eclipse is like a super attractive woman. They're both hot, but under no circumstances should you gaze directly at them.
Yet more proof that the scientific method works!!!
Guam has one ugly-ass flag.
I stole this joke from someone. I don't know who I stole it from, but I stole it from them. Believe me, nobody steals better than me.
And that wraps up this year's Beach Stories. Went on a little longer than normal, but who doesn't like staying later at the beach?