I'm a rolling stone, gathering no moss... because moss is sticky and smelly and gross.
September 17th, 2017
101 Shopping Days Till Christmas
September 13th, 2017
I'd blame myself, but it's not much fun.
September 11th, 2017
As longtime readers know, I am not afraid of a lack of talent.
September 10th, 2017
Sorry for the absence, but sometimes it's difficult to find time to do a second webcomic on top of everything else. But when I made the metaphorical connection in today's comic, I had to get this done.
School of Thought
September 8th, 2017
Can I get a refund for all the things school didn't teach me?
Tis the Season
September 4th, 2017
I don't care what the calendar says. It's officially Fall because PSLs are back!
Life's Little Pleasures
September 1st, 2017
I, for one, am glad summer's ending because when summer ends then it's time for Pumpkin-flavored everything. Too damn hot anyway.
Nothing At All
August 27th, 2017
When I was growing up, we went back to school after Labor Day; not like kids these days who've been back in school for several weeks already. I'm old non-school.
August 25th, 2017
I do this frequently.
August 24th, 2017
Yes, Fox News really did criticized Obama for choosing Dijon mustard as a condiment.
Lousy No Good Eclipses (after Schulz)
August 21st, 2017
Don't go blind.
August 19th, 2017
Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
August 17th, 2017
I stole this joke from Jimmy Kimmel.
Lousy No Good Grandmothers
August 17th, 2017
On Monday, the sun will disappear from the sky across the US. I hear it's immigrating to Canada.
No Good Lazy Congressional Leaders
August 13th, 2017
A solar eclipse is like a super attractive woman. They're both hot, but under no circumstances should you gaze directly at them.
August 11th, 2017
Yet more proof that the scientific method works!!!
August 9th, 2017
Guam has one ugly-ass flag.
August 6th, 2017
I stole this joke from someone. I don't know who I stole it from, but I stole it from them. Believe me, nobody steals better than me.
No Time Like the Present
August 5th, 2017
And that wraps up this year's Beach Stories. Went on a little longer than normal, but who doesn't like staying later at the beach?
August 4th, 2017
Pictures of You
When She Was Bad
Neko the Kitty
Our Time in Eden
Tiny Pink Robots
Rare Candy Treatment
The Princess and the Giant
Gilbert and The Grim Rabbit
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