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    JR Gervais
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Sorry for the long absence. It's been crazy busy with work and other commitments, but the whole time I was watching all of the cool news stories. I was in San Diego for Comic-Con last week when the Sean Spicer story broke. I had a picture I found on the internet months ago waiting for a day like this, so I couldn't pass it up. I'll try to be more consistent on updating for however long the Trump administration lasts.
Just got back from the San Diego Comic-Con. I've said it before, and I'll say it again... You don't attend Comic-Con, you survive Comic-Con.

We'll return to our beach stories on the next update.
Holy leftover French fries with day old mayonnaise, Batman.
I don't always wear sunglasses at night, but when I do... I have a really bad case of pink eye.
As a friend of mine said, "Dear Summer... Chill out."
My annual vacation to San Diego for Comic-Con is so close, I can almost smell it. Of course, that smell might just be my having not taken a shower yet.
Everybody should believe in something. I believe I should be on the beach right now drinking margaritas.
Yup, it's that time of the year again. Where's the friggin' year going to anyway?
Getting over erectile dysfunction... how hard can it be?

BTW, this site is having some technical issues with the image hosting. After ten years, my old image hosting site decided they want me to pay them lots of money.

So I'll have to look for solutions, and restore nearly ten years worth of photos, banners and general website design. In the meantime, Smackjeeves has decent website templates so we're still readable.
A choice between looking fit for summer and the Number 4 combo from Taco Bell is no choice at all.
Thirty-nine years ago, a little comic strip about a not-so little cat named Garfield was launched in 41 newspapers... and Mondays were never the same again.
I woke up this morning expecting to be block by @realDonaldTrump. Sadly, he's still there.
Holy Tributes, Batman!!!
I have an idea for a rival to Twitter; it would be called Chirper. Instead of tweeting, you would chirp.

You probably already heard that Adam West passed away over the weekend. For a lot of us, he was our first and favorite Batman (he was for me). In honor of Mayor Adam West, we will be running a Squiggle all this week; afterwards, it will be in our library tab called "Squiggles."
Don't worry, POTUS. Really Old Man has got your back.
Today's comic came from a good friend of mine. Check out his webcomic at Last time I checked, it didn't have any orange orangutans.
I don't imagine Mr Tinkle and Gemma actually talk to each other via iMessage or anything. After all, Mr Tinkle is a dog and Gemma is a blonde.
Playing catch-up.

I like Really Old Man. Expect more of him.
Sorry for the absence. I've been on the road a lot. Let me see if I can play a little catch-up before the next wave of funny/sad news hits the airwaves.