I'm a rolling stone, gathering no moss... because moss is sticky and smelly and gross.
2 days ago
Woke up this morning to these photos of Trump overseas touching some glowing orb. Don't know what the frak is going on; I don't think I want to know either.
The One Who Knocks...
May 22nd, 2017
Q. Knock, knock.
A. Who's there?
A. Doris who?
Q. Doris locked! That's why I'm knocking!
May 20th, 2017
I can totally imagine Lincoln saying "jackhole." Can't you?
Cats and Dogs
May 15th, 2017
May 15th, 2017
Sorry for not posting for awhile. Actually, it was only a week but so much stuff happened last week in the news... it just seemed longer! Today's revelations were too hot to not post an update. Can the impeachment process start yet?
May 14th, 2017
When you're reaching for your goals in life... make sure you're wearing deodorant.
May 12th, 2017
Not to brag or anything, but I haven't had a mood swing in... like, 8 minutes or something.
May 7th, 2017
Trying to be funny is also a pre-existing condition.
May 6th, 2017
Yay!!! I finally got Bernie in the comic!
National Cartoonists Day
May 4th, 2017
"A comic artist ain't no different than you or me or anybody except he knows how to draw pitchers (sic) and is crazy in the head." I think Popeye said that.
Today is National Cartoonists Day (seriously, there's a day for everything). So go out and buy a cartoonist you know a beer today. It'll be a charitable act because cartoonists don't make squat and they probably couldn't afford the drink anyway.
You Is Smart
April 30th, 2017
Being smart is such a burden.
April 30th, 2017
I made a quick edit on this strip. As soon as I posted the original version, I had an idea for a funnier one. The thrill of being a webcartoonist...
I'm A Big, Bright, Shining Star
April 28th, 2017
Remember, true believers, you are made of the stuff of the stars... not that it helps with paying your bills
April 27th, 2017
This one really pisses me off. The internet was one of the greatest advances for mankind, and now it's going to be priced out of control (like cable tv) and we'll be at the mercy of internet service providers. I mean, how the heck am I supposed to watch my funny cat videos?
April 26th, 2017
So Trump released his tax plan; it was more like a bake sale for corporations than an actual plan. Almost 100 days into his presidency and still no tax returns, btw.
April 24th, 2017
Donald Trump isn't the President of the United States; he's a Dick Tracy villain.
Deja Vu... All Over Again
April 23rd, 2017
Same ol', same ol'.
April 22nd, 2017
Just found out that Canadian comic book artist Gisele Lagace was denied entry at the US/Canadian border on her way to appear at C2E2. Artists drawing in the US is a threat to National Security now.
Pumping Iron the Easy Way
April 21st, 2017
I've been hiding from exercise. I'm in a Fitness Protection Program.
April 16th, 2017
The only drawback to not being in the midst of WWIII is that we have to pay our taxes today.
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