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I'm a rolling stone, gathering no moss... because moss is sticky and smelly and gross.
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Today's comic came from the uber-talented Alan Truong who does the Missing Digit comic. He needs to stop showing me up, or else he'll get a steel pipe to the knee. His regular comic,
@Jacen: I corrected it in the Author's Comments, but I'll leave it in Trumpolini's tweet. He misspells everything anyway.
Sometimes, you just want to moo.
Actually, I don't know if the Mueller Investigation would stop if the government were to shut down this month. Sounds like a stalling tactic if it were to stop.
This was originally published on Instagram for National Donut Day.

On Friday, we'll have original content again. Promise.
I stole this from Dan Rather on Twitter @DanRather
I don't know when or for where I made this piece. I think it was supposed to be for Instagram, but it wasn't used. Everybody have a good weekend. Hopefully, I'll get off my lazybutt and make some original content for Monday. If not, maybe I can commission Adam Ellis, Dami Lee or Alan Truong to do something.
I was watching a highlight from the George HW Bush funeral yesterday, and I saw a clip where George W greeted and gave Michelle Obama a candy. It was cute.
This was originally posted on Instagram (link on one of the buttons above). I was too lazy to do anything new today. Sometimes, there's original content on the Instagram account, so you should check it out from time to time. Pardon me while I go back to zzzz.
I believe in chupacabras; I think my next door neighbors are chupacabras.
Somewhere, right now... a math teacher is crying.

I heard there's a Cyber Monday sale going on in my Store. All items are supposedly 30% off, but you have to act fast. Sale ends on November 26th at 11:59PM, EST.
And speaking of Black Friday, I was told all apparel in my shop is 30% off until November 23rd at 11:59 EST; there will probably be a Cyber Monday sale coming soon, so stay tuned.
This comic was written by Alan Truong over at The Missing Digit...
@Dragonrider: Thanksgiving is going to be at your place this year!
Congratulations, you survived Thanksgiving dinner with your annoying relatives. I hope Young Cannibals was able to offer a distraction to their irritating opinions about you and your life.

Now, you just need to get through all the holiday shopping you have to do.

(and speaking of shopping, I was told all apparel in my shop is 30% off until November 23rd at 11:59 EST; there will probably be a Cyber Monday sale coming soon, so stay tuned)
@Dragonrider: my PUNchlines PUNish PUNks PUNctually. :)
Today's the Day! You can do this!

Even though your relatives have an intellect rivaled only by garden tools, you can keep the peace. Just stuff more mashed potatoes in your mouth.

If you want another distraction, check out the blog I wrote celebrating another Tokusatsu Thanksgiving.
Make sure you have plenty of eggnog.
How are you holding up? Are your relatives here yet? Have you lost your mind yet?
It's Thanksgiving week which means your relatives are coming over... the same relatives you've avoided all year long.

As a public service, we're going to run comics all week long (or at least, Mon-Fri). And if that isn't enough, check out the blog we wrote over the weekend called "The Merry Monsters of Marvel" (follow this link... l/ )and expect another blog on Thanksgiving itself.

Chin up. You'll make it through this.