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I'm a rolling stone, gathering no moss... because moss is sticky and smelly and gross.
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    JR Gervais
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Happy Monday. Survive.
I have friends in the marketing field who might appreciate this... or not.
@Robert Platt Bell: Sometimes, I don’t want to read subtitles either. Subtitles can suck, but really bad dubbing sucks more.
At what age do you stop sprinting up the stairs after you've turned off the lights so the monsters don't get you? Asking for a friend...
I miss Sarah Sanders. Not in any fond way, just for comedy.
I thought my life was a tragedy, but then I learned it was just reactive hypoglycemia.
Using your First Amendment rights to boo the President is as American as apple pie and baseball.
So I danced like no one was watching... now I have a pending court date.
I dread every time I have to change the password for my work email. I was just getting use to the old one.
Does anyone still say YOLO?
@Mikko: Ethiopia hasn't been a communist nation since 1991.

True, their elections have been anything but fair. The Prime Minister (the guy who won the Nobel Prize) has taken many positive steps in the right direction for the country (released political prisoners, signed peace treaty with neighboring country); he's promising a fair and competitive election in 2020. Of course, that remains to be seen.
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day.
Secret formula right here, baby!
Anybody want to sponsor this comic? Anyone?
Evidently, the city of Minneapolis is overcharging for an event space that Trump wants to use for a campaign rally in an attempt to kill the happening. It was sited that Trump's unpaid bills for similar events was the motivating factor. What a surprise.
This strip was adapted from an Instagram post by Emergen.c.kitten. Come for the political satire, stay for funny cat pictures.

Day 1,000 is near!
I wonder if the MCU is going to have Howard join the Avengers in order to stop Pro-Rata from obtaining the Cosmic Calculator.
Seriously... I don't know what's going on here. A lot like my life.
I stole this from the Donald J. Drumpf twitter account. You can find it at @RealDonalDrumpf