dbp220

dbp220

Real Name: D. Parker
Age: 25
Gender: Male

About Me

Interests: black coffee, music, irony, whistling in 7/8ths if only to freak out the squares, making John Cusack feel bad about his recent career choices, the wheel, Snap and Pop... definitely not Crackle, unintentionally hilarious public service announcements, the slinky, yelling "Atreyu!! Atreyu!!" when appropriate, and making nerdy pop culture references then judging others based on their reactions ;D


TV shows on DVDs, hooray!
Arrested Development, Simpsons, Family Guy, Red Dwarf, The Office (BBC), Home Movies.

My Webcomics

LFD
Preview
Last Update: 3 Years Ago Fans: 20 # Comics: 86
Jack Spaulding: Private Eye
Preview
Last Update: 3 Years Ago Fans: 7 # Comics: 33

Recent Comments

Comment on Above the Influence of LFD
dbp220, 03 May 2007 03:47 pm
Haha, seriously!

Ironically, I keep wondering how many bong hits were had in the executive board room when they decided to make this commercial. Between the trippy music and the talking dog, I'd have to say, scientifically speaking, a shitload.
Comment on 0068 of LFD
dbp220, 04 Feb 2007 02:13 pm
Dotted with a heart, definitely.
Comment on 0068 of LFD
dbp220, 30 Jan 2007 12:26 am
Hehe, are you a sorceress? Cause I'm petty sure that comes dangerously close to reading my mind!
Comment on 0066 of LFD
dbp220, 27 Jan 2007 12:04 pm
Actually, I've changed my mind. They're both standing on opposite ends of a really small volcano.
Comment on 0066 of LFD
dbp220, 26 Jan 2007 11:43 am
Yeah, it's a table. :(
I wanted to see if I could do shading in paint...

And no, I can't.
Comment on 0066 of LFD
dbp220, 26 Jan 2007 09:19 am
This past week has been a crash course in re-introducing new characters. Irony, Veronica, Zed (above).
Comment on 0065 of LFD
dbp220, 26 Jan 2007 12:29 am
hehe, thanks!
Comment on 0063 of LFD
dbp220, 24 Jan 2007 01:42 am
You know, I've always wondered what Irony was made out of...

Styrofoam?
Taffy?

I'm going to go with taffy for Styrofoam is entirely undelicious.
Comment on 43. We All Want This Power, Don't Even Lie! of Tezzle and Zeek
dbp220, 23 Jan 2007 12:58 am
Those x-ray specs from the comics have always been such a let down :( ...
Comment on Act III: 0062 of LFD
dbp220, 22 Jan 2007 04:03 pm
"Starbucks coffee has twice the legal limit of caffine so thats worse."
Seriously? Hmm, no wonder their coffee is so delicious!!

By the by, I'm totally pro-Starbucks. And sadly, I live in one of the few towns in America where the townsfolk are actually convinced they're happier with Mom 'n' Pop coffee shops rather than a Starbucks. Which I guess, in reality, wouldn't be such a big deal if the coffee in our town didn't taste like fecal matter. I'll gladly pay the extra 50 cents for the pretentious ambiance and, uh, not vomiting.


"Never knew they sold coffee in big gulp sizes... a scary thought."
They don't ;D

I work at a liquor store back home and on Saturdays I usually work a full 12 hour shift (are they legal?). So I used to go to the local Sevs and fill a Super Big Gulp with iced coffee. The people at the counter generally never knew what to do. I thought it was great.


Uh, in short, I love coffee.

Contact Info

Send Message: Private Message
E-Mail: Hidden

My Favorite Webcomics

Tezzle and Zeek
Updated: 4 Months Ago Fans: 200 # Comics: 316
Gilbert and The Grim Rabbit
Updated: 6 Months Ago Fans: 36 # Comics: 102
Monarchy
Updated: 6 Months Ago Fans: 153 # Comics: 188
Eccentricity
Updated: 1 Year Ago Fans: 92 # Comics: 85
The Masked Sarcastic
Updated: 1 Year Ago Fans: 74 # Comics: 127
LFD
Updated: 3 Years Ago Fans: 20 # Comics: 86
Jack Spaulding: Private Eye
Updated: 3 Years Ago Fans: 7 # Comics: 33