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commanderzorkac
I command you. Deal with it.
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    Commander Zorkac
  • Age
    24
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Oh god I love Hotel Dusk soooo much~
But I didn't actually do this lol
I can't do this. I have to have a proper cooked meal for dinner or else my stomach might explode or something. But I like to cook so it's okay :D
I take my showers in the morning so it sucks when I wake up late and half to go to school all rank. I give myself at least 40 minutes to get ready in the morning though.
DAT COCK
FFFFF
THERAPISTMAN
THERAPIST MAN
THE RAPIST MAN

Why have I never noticed this before?
HNNG I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING AT THAT THERAPISTMAN
THIS IS GLORIOUS. I FEEL HONORED THAT YOU TURNED MY SILLY COMMENT INTO THIS AMAZING COMIC. YOU MADE IT WAY FUNNIER THAN ANYTHING I COULD HAVE SAID, I PROMISE YOU THAT.
Oh no! D:
Maybe you could change it to a once week comic instead so it's less stressful?
TherapistMan: So what happened to you, Duke?
Duke: I WAS CHASED BY TWO GIANT WIENERS. THEY KEPT RHYMING AT ME. ;A;
TherapistMan: So you are uncomfortable around male genetalia?
Duke: What? No, I-
TherapistMan: Did your father touch you as a chid?
Duke: All the time, but I don't see how-
TherapistMan: How do you feel about bananas?
Duke: Uh...
TherapistMan: I have a penis.
Duke: Yeah, me too...?
TherapistMan: Would you feel frightened if I pulled down my pants?
Duke: ಠ_ಠ
I started doing things like this after playing Assassin's Creed for the first time haha
I'm usually pretty lucky in my random cooking endeavors, but then I can never remember how I made things lol
FUCK ALL MY PERCEPTIONS ABOUT LIFE ARE FALSE
Lol Troll 2 reference XD
My dog went outside and just sat in the snow. He'd never even been around it before this year. I guess his butt was hot or something.
Okay but it might be little while do to my now lack of scanner OTL
Dude I was totally off and away doing other things (I guess like you) so I missed the whole guest comic week thingy. Can I still make a guest comic though? :<
Secretly, I missed ya'll
DAMMIT YOU DID THAT JUST TO SPITE ME DIDN'T YOU?
And does that mean that Chizz topped?
Ha the popular guy is blushing. He's prolly in the closet.
Love Alan's emo phase XD
How disappointing. Once, when I was a small child, my mother bought RAINBOW BREAD. It was awesome, man.
HOW DARE YOU TELL ME OFF FOR ASSUMING THINGS AND THEN PROVE MY ASSUMPTIONS CORRECT
I highly doubt that any of Alan's past infatuations could be as rugged and handsome and blonde and depressing and MANLY as Danny. Those girls just don't understand.