Burning philosopher
The problem is men feel more comfortable around stereotypically male features (and to a degree hetro women feel more comfortable around men showing stereotypically female features - see Twilight, for example).

So the shorter hair makes you seem more approachable and even safer to talk to.

That's the behind the scenes psychology, if it's of interest.
You look like a big dork!

Which proves the foundation of your position - genuine desire, at it's heart, always comes out dorky!
I like the nieve version
Ah crap - I fell for that! Well played, good sir or madam!
That's 'Who on earth - is Tom Baker'

It's the Dr Who who wore the scarf...
Tom Baker?
@daxkhariya: Thanks, dax! :)
darknoon
July 25th, 2013
Err, I think that's how it was for my woman both times - no contractions, just water breaking. Granted the second was induced, but the first, I was just sitting with her, she happened to ask me to hold her belly and it happened just then - I actually felt the snap of the (can't remember the name now - the sort of bag that surrounds the baby) broke!! It's sort of like a muted form of when your holding a baloon when it bursts!

Anyway, no contraction water breakings seem normal to me? I am just a sample size of one, of course (the most important one, though! ;) )
darknoon
January 17th, 2013
Jeez, carrying the miracle of life and the only important thing is whether you look good?

That's like saying Bruce Willis didn't look all that great near the end of Die Hard...
darknoon
December 31st, 2012
Ah Tracee...

Man hands! Man hands!

C'm 'ere, I can't get this sauce bottle open!
darknoon
December 31st, 2012
Between this and the next comic, I see satan is coming out of the clos...darkness...
darknoon
December 31st, 2012
Winter is coming...and so is fabulous Tracee!
darknoon
November 8th, 2012
Joke about number of T-shirts Daphne owns, required. Perhaps bag of holding and/or tardis wardrobe reference.
darknoon
October 10th, 2012
Surreal
darknoon
October 3rd, 2012
This is your profanity. And this is your profanity on ASCII

"Hey man, they said I could score some ASCII here?"

"Who the #@$#%$^ told you that?"
darknoon
October 2nd, 2012
I'd look askance too if someone next door was actually shouting hash, percentile, ampersand and dollar sign. Is that what crack does to you? Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
darknoon
September 25th, 2012
It's a childs way of saying they want to be an only child! Kicking the other eggs out of the nest, so to speak >:)
darknoon
September 20th, 2012
My skull!!!!
darknoon
September 19th, 2012
If you're using gimp to paint, you want to turn up the threshold in the bucket fill options (threshold is near the bottom) to get rid of that faint white line you get between a drawn line and the paint.