To stop the bloodshed and deaths from their husbands' idiotic war, two smart queens betrothed their first borns in an effort to unite the two torn nations. Lionel, Prince of Darkness, and Constance, Princess of Celestia, spent their childhood with each other and wedded just as planned. Now all they have to do is put on a face of the happy newlyweds. Can't be too hard except for the fact that they HATE EACH OTHER. Things of Importance: Hetero love (BOY x GIRL). Mostly (bad) humor. Swearing. When in doubt read Left to Right :) Updates at ungodly hours of the night on the weekend. Usually with two pages.