Do you remember those little brown Doritos with feet in Super Mario Bros.? The ones that had triangular bodies and no arms? The ones you used to STOMP ON FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN TO GAIN A MEASLY 100 POINTS!? Well they're called Goombas, and they do have lives. And that is the setting of this comic. So maybe next time you'll think twice before RUINING a goombas life to satisfy your VIOLENT urges.