The greatest adventure of a 12-year-old boy ever told. The Whatever Chronicles follows the tale of an unlikely young man as he's suddenly thrust into the role of the Chosen Hero, after waking from a dream and being stuck with the task of saving the world from total annihilation by the hands of a great Celestial Evil that once threatened it long ago. Being the free-spirit he is, the Hero willingly accepts out of a lack of anything better to do. Along the way, Hero will meet many friends who will help him bear the heavy consequence of the Chosen Hero's quest, as well as many foes who would stop him at all costs from preventing the return of the great evil that once plagued the land. This comic contains heavy doses of turtles, psychotic moms, chocolate, explosions, sea monsters, heroism, wildebeests, and beef jerky. CAUTION: The Whatever Chronicles features some minor adult language that may not be suitable for little kids or big babies. If you don't like that kind of thing, you'd best be high tailing it back the way you came, pard'ner.