MAIL CORPS CUSTOMERS PLEASE NOTE!! - We will deliver any package, any date, time and place provided you pay the deposit. - No refunds will be given unless cancellation of the delivery happens a week before scheduled delivery. Special exception is made if the cancellation is sent by pigeon. - Our delivery system is 100 percent guaranteed. - Under no circumstances does a package contain something that may deliberately cause harm and or cause endangerment to one of the mailman. If such a transgression happens YOU WILL BE LIABLE. Read left to right. Language warning. Some swearing in comic. Please do not shoot the messenger.