A strange comedy about a man who is fired in the first panel and accidentally sells his soul to an eccentric hat god. Shenanigans ensue. Magical Girls get involved. Very few actual hats are made. Note to new readers: The art gets better. Also the writing. Also the everything. About the format: I originally drew it vertically because I did it by hand and that's how it would fit on the page (It just seemed like a good idea at the time). Three years later, it's stuck. It sometimes changes to full pages if the story needs it, but the vertical format is the default and I'm not planning on changing it. Updates every three days unless otherwise specified.