Welcome, every peoples, to my greatest creation, 15 years in the making: The Comic About Mr. Sir! If there's one thing that I could say to describe Mr. Sir, it's this: "Life sucks, and then you die. Get over it." That is the view that Mr. Sir, a simple chicken who's just trying to get through his sucky life, takes throughout this comic, even as he deals with unholy abominations, transdimensional fiends, sinister occultists, whiny emo-tweens, and even the devil himself. Life is one big test, and we're all just here so that higher powers can see how well we do at it. Too bad most of us end up failing. All Hell breaks loose every 2's-day, Winz-day, and Thurz-day!