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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Vitotamito » July 27th, 2011, 12:54 am

I downed a redbull really fast, then 2 22 oz glasses of newcastle on completely empty stomach. Nothing.

Why does my body randomly not allow me to get drank? Oh right, liver disease...
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Mr Aids » July 27th, 2011, 7:22 am

Antitime wrote:I wasn't sure whether to put this in Pictures of you or this awesome thread. It's a video of me dying my hair today while drunk, doing everything you can possibly do wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WFEVx_I ... r_embedded


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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Amante » July 30th, 2011, 12:54 am

Right now I'm probably at a good 60%

It's pretty fun.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Snuffan » July 30th, 2011, 7:04 am

Last night I dreamed I was drunk in school. I was a pretty good 8/10.
Also, it was a very very bad dream ;_;
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby SuperBiasedMan » July 30th, 2011, 7:08 am

Snuffan wrote:Last night I dreamed I was drunk in school. I was a pretty good 8/10.
Also, it was a very very bad dream ;_;


One of those dreams where you were in your underwear?

...are you sure it was a dream?
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Snuffan » July 30th, 2011, 7:32 am

SuperBiasedMan wrote:
One of those dreams where you were in your underwear?

...are you sure it was a dream?


Im pretty sure I was dressed.

.... In a wedding gown.

Without panties.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby SuperBiasedMan » July 30th, 2011, 7:37 am

Snuffan wrote:
SuperBiasedMan wrote:
One of those dreams where you were in your underwear?

...are you sure it was a dream?


Im pretty sure I was dressed.

.... In a wedding gown.

Without panties.


That was a bad dream?
Those are the most fun!

Aside from the lack of panties.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby TCF » July 31st, 2011, 12:44 am

Is it possible to get drunk from snorting alcohol?
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Snuffan » July 31st, 2011, 8:32 am

TCF wrote:Is it possible to get drunk from snorting alcohol?


Why the hell not? You can get drunk from shoving alcohol up your ass.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Sonic-ock » July 31st, 2011, 6:18 pm

I feel this thread will soon become important to me.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby SuperBiasedMan » July 31st, 2011, 7:41 pm

Sonic-ock wrote:I feel this thread will soon become important to me.


It was made in anticipation of your return.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby X4I » August 1st, 2011, 12:46 pm

Snuffan wrote:You can get drunk from shoving alcohol up your ass.

*Looks at beer can..* Would need to be drunk to start with to even test that concept..

(btw Bs & Gs, it very very dangerous cuz of alcahol getting into the bloodstream way more than with oral consumption. Good way to get an alcahol poisoning. Do not try at home.)
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Snuffan » August 1st, 2011, 1:10 pm

X4I wrote:*Looks at beer can..* Would need to be drunk to start with to even test that concept..


Actually, one of the more common ways to do it is to soak a tissue or a tampon and shove up your ass. Not a whole beer can. Maybe. >3
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby X4I » August 1st, 2011, 1:33 pm

Well.. I can see how that would be more.. Comfortable.
But the mental imagery of the can seems to have more funny somehow.

(Ofcourse one could simply put a nice Merlot in an enema-bag and wing it from there.)
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby MacSimon » August 1st, 2011, 4:59 pm

I'll use this thread as an extension to say: What's your favorite alcoholic drink, folks?

On Argentina, beer's not really the most used way to get drunk. We use Fernet instead, mixed with lots of coca cola, because otherwise the taste is too strong.
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