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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Nigz » August 5th, 2011, 8:44 am

drinking is weakkkkkk haha
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Snuffan » August 6th, 2011, 8:32 am

Nigz wrote:drinking is weakkkkkk haha


Oh yes. "Drinking is for those who have weak mental state" and "not drinking is for pussies!!" are both quotes of equal intellectual value.

SORRY THREAD I'M STILL NOT DRUNK. A little bit high on pain medication maybe. Does that count? :(
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby MacSimon » August 6th, 2011, 3:52 pm

Just had my last final, we went to somewhere with my college team and got some beer to celebrate.

...WELP, time to go visit grandma.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Guest » August 6th, 2011, 4:00 pm

Where's my beer?
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby H0lyhandgrenade » August 6th, 2011, 4:11 pm

I'm more cheerfully sozzled this time~ It's fading away now, but for a change it doesn't feel bad at all. Not having a commute helps.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby mosama » August 6th, 2011, 5:41 pm

I think I'm drunk on boredom right now. Which probably makes me more drunk then humanly possible. It's the scariest form of drunk. It takes the form of a beaver... BUT ONLY IF YOU LET IT! You could grab it by the balls and make it whatever you want.

DRUNKEN THREAD... TAKE FORM OF... A DRUNKEN MARRIAGE THREAD!
someone get married. right now.
propose.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby H0lyhandgrenade » August 6th, 2011, 7:19 pm

Spoke too soon )x Here's the hangover. Urp. I'll marry anyone who has paracetamol and a bucket.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby stripedwine » August 11th, 2011, 8:14 pm

Thought you lot would like to know that I just poured myself a full mug of cold-brewed coffee and added a little sweetened condensed milk and ice cubes to it.

Except instead of coffee, it turned out to be rum.

It's my bed I've made, now to sleep in it...
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Seven Rain » August 11th, 2011, 8:20 pm

mosama wrote:DRUNKEN THREAD... TAKE FORM OF... A DRUNKEN MARRIAGE THREAD!
someone get married. right now.
propose.

*Searches for Sonic-ock*



Nigz wrote:drinking is weakkkkkk haha

I dunno, even though I don't do it it makes my friends even more fun to hang around. Same goes for pot.

Sometimes I wonder if I'd even be able to tolerate a fellow sober person for long periods of time.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby MacSimon » August 11th, 2011, 8:58 pm

Nigz wrote:drinking is weakkkkkk haha


Weak is to give in.
Wise is to know your limit.
Drunk is to live with no regrets.

Spoiler! :
NOW MARRY ME.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby tezzle » August 11th, 2011, 9:14 pm

I'm leaving for home Saturday morning, so I can't go out late tomorrow night. Martin and I go down to the pub just to hang out like we usually do and ALL the friends I've made since I've been down here were there. SURPRISE! And they all signed a card and I was crying tears of joy finishing a pizza slice I got at the kebab on my way down there. Oh my God we had a blast. I'd be drunker right now but the walk home always sobers me up and I stopped drinking earlier in the night because my body just said "Right, alcohol-schmalcohol, your stomach is FULL of liquid and can't even take another glass of water." So that was that. SO much fun. Sure at the end of the night Jojo had to be CARRIED to her mom's car and Henry almost got into a fight with someone, but honestly that's how their nights ALWAYS end, so fuck 'em.

I love my boyfriend so much right now, he's amazing, WE'RE amazing, and quite honestly it's a bit unfair we're dating EACH OTHER because we're depriving two schmucks the chance to go out with AWESOME guys like us, but FUCK them! <3
I'm Tooch now.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby RyoSoulreaper » August 11th, 2011, 9:16 pm

Dose it count if I'm drunk on power? I've been playing god all over video games and shit.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Mr Aids » August 11th, 2011, 10:30 pm

RyoSoulreaper wrote:Dose it count if I'm drunk on power? I've been playing god all over video games and shit.


Spoiler! :
MARRY ME
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robybang wrote:Also, it's the internet, people always argue over dumb stuff.

Nuh uh
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Antitime » August 13th, 2011, 5:56 pm

heeheeheeheeheehee this thread.
I love this thread.
I love everyone in this thread.
in B4 "marry me."
because I really just want to be friends.
Maybe 'special friends' but even then it's pushing it.
It's more of a sisterly love.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby SuperBiasedMan » August 13th, 2011, 6:51 pm

Antitime wrote:because I really just want to be friends.


Clearly not drunk enough...
Snuffan and on a separate occasion, my dad wrote:"don´t be a girls who needs a man, be the girl a man need"

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