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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby MacSimon » August 13th, 2011, 7:26 pm

Antitime wrote:heeheeheeheeheehee this thread.
I love this thread.
I love everyone in this thread.
in B4 "marry me."
because I really just want to be friends.
Maybe 'special friends' but even then it's pushing it.
It's more of a sisterly love.


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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Snuffan » August 14th, 2011, 4:57 am

Antitime wrote:heeheeheeheeheehee this thread.
I love this thread.
I love everyone in this thread.
in B4 "marry me."
because I really just want to be friends.
Maybe 'special friends' but even then it's pushing it.
It's more of a sisterly love.


This is why I love this thread.
In the sexy way.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Antitime » August 14th, 2011, 9:32 pm

I am hungry hungry hippos right now and all there is is potato chips and lemonade powder, so that's what I'm eating.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby CaptainCricket » August 15th, 2011, 5:23 pm

Yesterday: Gin and Tonic.

Tonight: Also Gin and Tonic.

MANKIND'S CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT PERHAPS?

Seriously, no matter how many other cocktails I try, many of which are delicious and have become favourites as well, this one brilliant combination--so deceptively simple--keeps remaining my default; my go-to drink. Long live the G&T.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby MacSimon » August 15th, 2011, 9:44 pm

MacSimon wrote:
Antitime wrote:heeheeheeheeheehee this thread.
I love this thread.
I love everyone in this thread.
in B4 "marry me."
because I really just want to be friends.
Maybe 'special friends' but even then it's pushing it.
It's more of a sisterly love.


[url]I'm sorry, i must be okay tomorrow, so this is my only response.[/url]


I just noticed, i never really put the link to "Hey soul sister" in here.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Mr Aids » August 16th, 2011, 12:07 am

MacSimon wrote:I just noticed, i never really put the link to "Hey soul sister" in here.


Oh MacSimon, you so drunk.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby CaptainCricket » August 16th, 2011, 4:47 am

g and t is good for me


wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby The_Hankerchief » August 17th, 2011, 8:33 pm

At the cannery, there's this thing my roommate told me about, where you cut a small hole in a watermelon (just big enough to where you can stick the neck of a liquor bottle in there) and fill the watermelon with booze. (Vodka is most commonly used). Then, after the melon is left to soak up the liquor, you cut it up, serve it, and get drunk of your ass from eating watermelon.

I aim to try this soon. I'll be back on this thread to report my findings.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Mr Aids » August 18th, 2011, 2:11 am

The_Hankerchief wrote:At the cannery, there's this thing my roommate told me about, where you cut a small hole in a watermelon (just big enough to where you can stick the neck of a liquor bottle in there) and fill the watermelon with booze. (Vodka is most commonly used). Then, after the melon is left to soak up the liquor, you cut it up, serve it, and get drunk of your ass from eating watermelon.

I aim to try this soon. I'll be back on this thread to report my findings.


Aren't you supposed to stick the watermelon in the freezer though?
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Ddraigeneth » August 18th, 2011, 2:51 am

YakkitySax wrote:When they get here they can post in the drunken thread, too and joy will be had by all.

And I'm way ahead of the naked thing, SBM. That's the only way I mod.

Now I feel bad for depriving her of this.


I drank 5 shots of vodka over the course of about an hour, once, out of curiosity. I suppose if 10 is incomprehensible slurring, I was maybe a 4? A little loopy/giggly, no more so than I've gotten off of nail polish and sleep deprivation. Either it's even more psychosomatic than I thought, or my German blood runs strong.

Other than that, it's been an occasional glass of wine when I have a bad headache and I've run out of aspirin.


This, on the other hand...
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby YakkitySax » August 18th, 2011, 4:27 am

Ddraigeneth wrote:Definitely time to make more rum candies. And rum cake, as long as I'm making it from scratch. Store-bought was okay, but I definitely know I could do better.


I'm just biding my time.

Also, whoooo rum candies~!!!
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby The_Hankerchief » August 18th, 2011, 6:12 am

Mr Aids wrote:
The_Hankerchief wrote:At the cannery, there's this thing my roommate told me about, where you cut a small hole in a watermelon (just big enough to where you can stick the neck of a liquor bottle in there) and fill the watermelon with booze. (Vodka is most commonly used). Then, after the melon is left to soak up the liquor, you cut it up, serve it, and get drunk of your ass from eating watermelon.

I aim to try this soon. I'll be back on this thread to report my findings.


Aren't you supposed to stick the watermelon in the freezer though?


I didn't hear that part. I could try it both ways. It'll knock you on your ass either way, won't it?
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby SuperBiasedMan » August 18th, 2011, 6:13 am

Ddraigeneth wrote:I drank 5 shots of vodka over the course of about an hour, once, out of curiosity. I suppose if 10 is incomprehensible slurring, I was maybe a 4? A little loopy/giggly, no more so than I've gotten off of nail polish and sleep deprivation. Either it's even more psychosomatic than I thought, or my German blood runs strong.


Just for the record, 10 is for a black out, when you don't remember what you did, but your friends, parents and the police all do.
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby Mr Aids » August 18th, 2011, 7:25 am

The_Hankerchief wrote:
Mr Aids wrote:
The_Hankerchief wrote:At the cannery, there's this thing my roommate told me about, where you cut a small hole in a watermelon (just big enough to where you can stick the neck of a liquor bottle in there) and fill the watermelon with booze. (Vodka is most commonly used). Then, after the melon is left to soak up the liquor, you cut it up, serve it, and get drunk of your ass from eating watermelon.

I aim to try this soon. I'll be back on this thread to report my findings.


Aren't you supposed to stick the watermelon in the freezer though?


I didn't hear that part. I could try it both ways. It'll knock you on your ass either way, won't it?


Yeah true, but I think freezing it ensures the vodka actually stays in the watermelon instead of just spilling everywhere when you cut it.

But I haven't tried it myself, I'd be interested in hearing how it goes =D
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Re: The Drunken Thread

Postby The_Hankerchief » August 23rd, 2011, 7:29 am

Remember what I said about a vodka-filled watermelon?

Neither do I! The process works, ladies and gentlemen! May there be watermelon for all!

(Freeze it first, because not only does it retain the vodka better, by the time you go to eat it, it's already chilled)

But seriously, I accompanied a buddy of mine to a cast party, and I brought a watermelon, and as luck would have it, somebody brought Smirnoff, and we were finally able to test it. (A Hawaiian guy at the party called it a 'spuja', whatever that means.) I give it a 9.

Just be sure to slice it up early in the party; you really don't want a drunk person trying to cut this thing with a bread knife.
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