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Re: Your Funeral

Postby Gibson Twist » April 4th, 2011, 5:28 pm

Amante wrote:
///// wrote:THERE WILL BE NINJAS FUCKING EVERYWHERE AND IT WILL BE SWEET.


Ninjas having sex everywhere?


Nice. High five!
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby Guest » April 4th, 2011, 5:29 pm

Amante wrote:
///// wrote:THERE WILL BE NINJAS FUCKING EVERYWHERE AND IT WILL BE SWEET.


Ninjas having sex everywhere?

DUDE, you just made my funeral ten times more awesome.

Come to my funeral for the largest gay ninja orgy you've ever SEEN.
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby Amante » April 4th, 2011, 5:31 pm

///// wrote:
Amante wrote:
///// wrote:THERE WILL BE NINJAS FUCKING EVERYWHERE AND IT WILL BE SWEET.


Ninjas having sex everywhere?

DUDE, you just made my funeral ten times more awesome.

Come to my funeral for the largest gay ninja orgy you've ever SEEN.

But if we saw them, they'd be terrible ninjas D:
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby Guest » April 4th, 2011, 5:33 pm

Amante wrote:But if we saw them, they'd be terrible ninjas D:

They'd cum faster than you could blink. One minute you walk into the funeral parlor and BAM next minute your covered in ninja jizz.
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby Antitime » April 4th, 2011, 5:43 pm

I've always wanted to go to a bukkake ninja funeral.
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby tezzle » April 4th, 2011, 5:46 pm

Antitime wrote:I've always wanted to go to a bukkake ninja funeral.

Believe it.
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby Guest » April 4th, 2011, 5:47 pm

SSSSSAAAASSSUUKKEEEEE
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby Gibson Twist » April 4th, 2011, 5:49 pm

///// wrote:the largest gay ninja orgy you've ever SEEN.


I think it's interesting that suddenly, they're gay ninjas. Like, a second ago, they were just ninjas.
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby Guest » April 4th, 2011, 5:51 pm

Gibson Twist wrote:
///// wrote:the largest gay ninja orgy you've ever SEEN.


I think it's interesting that suddenly, they're gay ninjas. Like, a second ago, they were just ninjas.

WELCOME TO SMACK JEEVES
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby Amante » April 4th, 2011, 5:53 pm

///// wrote:
Gibson Twist wrote:
///// wrote:the largest gay ninja orgy you've ever SEEN.


I think it's interesting that suddenly, they're gay ninjas. Like, a second ago, they were just ninjas.

WELCOME TO SMACK JEEVES


We don't have gay ninjas silly, just gay comics.

Spoiler! :
Seriously, who told them about the ninjas?
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby Mr Aids » April 6th, 2011, 2:33 am

My bad. At least they don't know about the hot lesbian pirates.
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby avian-reader » April 6th, 2011, 3:29 am

Mr Aids wrote:My bad. At least they don't know about the hot lesbian pirates.


Or the bi-curious superheros.
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby MacSimon » April 6th, 2011, 8:20 am

Mr Aids wrote:My bad. At least they don't know about the hot lesbian pirates.


Have you seen an evil skull somewhere? He just escaped : P
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby mossi-mo » April 15th, 2011, 4:55 pm

I want to donate my organs, and I have a small box with the passwords to all of my internet things, because I want my faraway friends to know as well.

Then I want to be plainly buried, probably in a way that I can decay. I'm not comfortable with physically lingering on. Other than that, my funeral is more for the people who I leave behind isn't it? I don't know what they'd want to do. Probably something flashy, but that's alright as long as they have closure.
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Re: Your Funeral

Postby Tomete » April 15th, 2011, 5:11 pm

I know that funerals are supposed to be sad times, but really, I don't want people to be sad over my loss. Some might be. Some might not. It doesn't matter. I want to be known as someone who can make everyone smile, so I want my funeral to be a sort of farewell-happy, if that makes sense. Not clown-funny, but more like, have someone (Mother, father, wife, sister) tell all my stupid and embarrassing stories, etc. Get a smile out of those who care enough to attend.

I just hope my loss doesn't mean much to people. (Not that I'm arrogant enough to assume that my loss would)

And I want someone to draw a mustache on my face before I'm buried. Seriously. I'm not kidding. I've always had the facial hair of a polished rock.
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