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If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby DaKang » November 3rd, 2011, 2:11 am

If Smack Jeeves were a moving company it would be called Pack Jeeves
If Smack Jeeves made rope it would be called Slack Jeeves
If Smack Jeeves were the pissed of girlfriend of a butler it would be called Smack Jeeves
If Smack Jeeves were a search engine it would be...Oh, well, you get the idea, it's your turn.
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby Seven Rain » November 3rd, 2011, 3:04 am

I'm... Okay with this thread.

If Smack Jeeves made leaf blowers it would be called "Smack Leaves."
If Smack Jeeves was a dirty dog it would be called "Back Fleas."
If Smack Jeeves was a race track it would be called "Track Jeeves."
If Smack Jeeves was an online game developer it would be called "No Hacks, Please."
If Smack Jeeves was a rapper it would be called "Smack DEESE NUTS." Was that one racist?
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby Wander Tones » November 3rd, 2011, 3:21 am

If Smack Jeeves were a spaceship, it would be the U.S.S. Smack Jeeves, commandeered by Captain Admin, played by Patrick Stewart. First officer Tezzle would be played by Johnathon Frakes, and Third in command YakkitySax would be played by Brent Spiner (in a dress). Appropriate characters - Lieutenant Junior Grade Wander Tones

If Smack Jeeves were a time machine, it would be the T.A.R.D.J.E.E.V.E.S, or "Time and Relative Dimensions, just <untranslatable Smackjevreian words>".

If Smack Jeeves were a butler, it would be slightly bruised.
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby DaKang » November 3rd, 2011, 3:37 am

If smack jeeves set up a game of jenga it would stack theese
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby The_Hankerchief » November 3rd, 2011, 3:46 am

If Smack Jeeves were into bondage, he'd tell the dominatrix "Smack, please!"
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby T1p2 » November 3rd, 2011, 3:47 am

If Smack Jeeves were a milk product it would be JACK CHEESE
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby lonk » November 4th, 2011, 9:05 am

If Smack Jeeves was a night club I'd charge Max Fees
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby Mr Aids » November 4th, 2011, 9:08 am

If Smack Jeeves were a stripper she would have Big Tees
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby ApaFox » November 4th, 2011, 3:26 pm

If Smack Jeeves were a wrestler he would be "Smack Cold" Steve Jeeves.
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby lonk » November 4th, 2011, 4:15 pm

If Smack Jeeves was a Macdonalds product, I'd be Mc Cheese
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby Mr Aids » November 4th, 2011, 7:08 pm

If Smack Jeeves were a Batman villian he would be Mr Freeze.
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby lonk » November 5th, 2011, 10:18 am

If Smack Jeeves was Batman he'd be the Adam West version
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby Nymine » November 5th, 2011, 4:42 pm

If Smack Jeeves was a honeycomb we'd all be Fat Bees.
If Smack Jeeves was a rock group we'd all be Groupees.
If Smack Jeeves was a gore movie we'd all be Slashees(as in the victims of the slasher? ....yeah I apologize for that).
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby T1p2 » November 5th, 2011, 7:39 pm

If Smack Jeeves was a Latin pig he'd be Ack-smay Eeves-jay
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Re: If Smack Jeeves were...

Postby HABE » November 5th, 2011, 10:46 pm

If Smack Jeeves were a drug dealer, it'd be Crack Jeeves.

Oddly enough, if Smack Jeeves were a plumber, it would also be Crack Jeeves.
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