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Postby flyingtoast » December 14th, 2011, 5:53 pm

I don't know why this wasn't posted earlier,but here!
Directions: the above poster inserts a coin and you choose an item to be dispensed.

*inserts coin*
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Re: vending machine

Postby blankd » December 14th, 2011, 5:54 pm

*obtained a to-scale Wailord*

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*inserts coin...*
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Re: vending machine

Postby Wander Tones » December 14th, 2011, 5:56 pm

You get nothing! You lose! Good day, sir!

*inserts coin attached to a string and yanks it out after the second click*
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Re: vending machine

Postby ApaFox » December 14th, 2011, 5:59 pm

-robo arm and robo scissors clip string and take coin, dispenses cough syrup-

... -insert out of country coin-
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Re: vending machine

Postby T1p2 » December 14th, 2011, 7:31 pm

You get a pair of used Japanese schoolgirl panties.

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*inserts coin...
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Re: vending machine

Postby blankd » December 14th, 2011, 7:36 pm

You get a Japanese school girl without panties.

/inserts coin...
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Re: vending machine

Postby H0lyhandgrenade » December 14th, 2011, 7:39 pm

You get a coin worth less than the coin you put in.

*inserts coin*
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Re: vending machine

Postby redandblack64 » December 14th, 2011, 7:49 pm

You get an extra coin by accident via the change dispenser.

Inserts coin...
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Re: vending machine

Postby Wander Tones » December 14th, 2011, 9:04 pm

You get a warm "Thank you" from the vending machine.

*inserts coin*
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Re: vending machine

Postby ApaFox » December 14th, 2011, 9:10 pm

Package labeled "Top Secret"

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Re: vending machine

Postby Bowserknight » December 15th, 2011, 12:27 pm

The machine punches you and runs away.
*inserts note after several attempts.*
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Re: vending machine

Postby T1p2 » December 15th, 2011, 4:16 pm

you get appropriate change for the note

*inserts coin...
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Re: vending machine

Postby Wander Tones » December 15th, 2011, 4:26 pm

An asterisk comes out.

*inserts coin*
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Re: vending machine

Postby blankd » December 15th, 2011, 4:45 pm

A pretzel comes out.

/jams in coin
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Re: vending machine

Postby HABE » December 15th, 2011, 4:53 pm

The machine sucks you in and transforms you into a little blankd action figure for the next customer.

*slips-in exact change*
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