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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby ApaFox » March 1st, 2012, 5:06 pm

Because he knows what he did... :x

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 1st, 2012, 6:33 pm

Because you're a down right awful person! Nah, just kidding, you just smell of BO.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby ThatOneSpriter » March 1st, 2012, 6:37 pm

Because she has boobs.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 1st, 2012, 6:42 pm

Because you like to skid around on sandpaper bare-footed.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Wander Tones » March 1st, 2012, 7:32 pm

Na, am, and me. That is, if you don't rearrange the letters.

Why won't you just get lost?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby robybang » March 1st, 2012, 7:55 pm

I tried, but I can't lose myself. Everywhere I am, I'm there.

My camera battery's died. Will they go to battery Heaven?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 1st, 2012, 8:25 pm

robybang wrote:I tried, but I can't lose myself. Everywhere I am, I'm there.

My camera battery's died. Will they go to battery Heaven?


Not if it was a bad little battery.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby ApaFox » March 1st, 2012, 8:26 pm

Flapjacks!

What happens after you put the lime in the coconut?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 1st, 2012, 8:28 pm

ApaFox wrote:Flapjacks!

What happens after you put the lime in the coconut?


You spike it with rum and inject it mainline into your aorta.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Wander Tones » March 1st, 2012, 8:30 pm

Neither, unless you're caught in a landslide

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 1st, 2012, 8:34 pm

The name is Bond. James Bond.

Now, the question you have to ask yourself is, did I fire five shots or six?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby robybang » March 1st, 2012, 9:09 pm

I fired my load. In your mother.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Wander Tones » March 1st, 2012, 9:12 pm

I'll tell you, but I'd have to charge you $1.60 USD.

Why are you never going to give me up?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 1st, 2012, 9:44 pm

Because I'm never gonna let you down, never gonna turn around and desert you...

What's that stain on the mattress?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby ApaFox » March 1st, 2012, 9:57 pm

Mustard -Munches on sandvich-

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