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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Scarlet.Knightmare » August 22nd, 2015, 10:00 pm

because they want your eggs

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Guest » August 22nd, 2015, 10:37 pm

he wants to confess his love to you
can you help me screw in a lightbulb really quickly
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby JoKeR » August 31st, 2015, 7:47 pm

Sure ...but we need duck-tape, a Step ladder and an old turntable.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Scarlet.Knightmare » September 8th, 2015, 6:07 pm

Because the sun is bipolar and hates people at ight so she's all "SCREW YU" and goes away only to come back the ext morning and ask for forgivness

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby eishiya » September 8th, 2015, 6:17 pm

same way you breakfast.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Tacbot Unit-89 » September 8th, 2015, 6:20 pm

eishiya wrote:same way you breakfast.

Why do I comic?


Because who else would comic?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby maelstrom51210 » September 8th, 2015, 6:32 pm

Everyone in Iowa. At the same time.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby cattinak » September 8th, 2015, 11:13 pm

supnot much!!!

how do u have good day???
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » September 9th, 2015, 2:13 am

Start with a good morning, I suppose.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby eishiya » September 9th, 2015, 8:34 am

The_Hankerchief wrote:Start with a good morning, I suppose.

Why am I still awake?

Because your day is too good to end.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby maelstrom51210 » September 9th, 2015, 12:13 pm

Ask the magic fish.

Where is the magic fish?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » September 9th, 2015, 2:21 pm

maelstrom51210 wrote:Ask the magic fish.

Where is the magic fish?

Inside a body of water, where else would he be?
If train A leaves Station 1 for Station 2 at 10:30, and train B leaves Station 2 for Station 1 at 11, why the hell is there nothing good on TV right now?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby eishiya » September 9th, 2015, 2:23 pm

The_Hankerchief wrote:
maelstrom51210 wrote:Ask the magic fish.

Where is the magic fish?

Inside a body of water, where else would he be?
If train A leaves Station 1 for Station 2 at 10:30, and train B leaves Station 2 for Station 1 at 11, why the hell is there nothing good on TV right now?

Because train A was a freight train carrying the good stuff and derailed and it all burned.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Guest » September 15th, 2015, 2:02 pm

you need vocal cords and >5 int
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby JoKeR » September 16th, 2015, 7:54 am

bill33 wrote:you need vocal cords and >5 int
:?:

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