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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby maelstrom51210 » September 18th, 2015, 12:27 pm

Everyone's dead, Dave.

What...is your name?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Guest » September 20th, 2015, 10:03 am

my mommy told me not to talk to strangers
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Master_72 » September 22nd, 2015, 8:44 pm

Who? who? WHO!? WHO!?

Why do kids love the taste of Cinnamon toast crunch?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Tacbot Unit-89 » September 22nd, 2015, 8:49 pm

Master_72 wrote: Why do kids love the taste of Cinnamon toast crunch?

Because they have no tongues.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby JoKeR » September 22nd, 2015, 9:47 pm

You are weirdly odd and noteworthy ...but not awkward.

Why can't I turn my eyes 180° and look into my head?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Master_72 » September 23rd, 2015, 8:14 am

Because your head houses all the government's secrets. Go-Daddy was an inside job. Admin did 9/23. Smack Santa can't melt forum threads.

Why is summer over?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby JoKeR » September 23rd, 2015, 6:50 pm

Master_72 wrote:Why is summer over?

Because every thing have an end but the sausage has two.

But what happen if the sausage is cut in half?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby maelstrom51210 » September 23rd, 2015, 6:55 pm

Depends on the kind of sausage.

What came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Master_72 » September 23rd, 2015, 7:27 pm

The rooster ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Why does Joker quote all his replies?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby maelstrom51210 » September 24th, 2015, 9:01 am

Because he's just weird like that.

Do you know where Christmas trees are grown?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby eishiya » September 24th, 2015, 9:19 am

Yes I do.

Why aren't you making comics right now?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby JoKeR » September 24th, 2015, 4:30 pm

eishiya wrote:Why aren't you making comics right now?

This was deep ... I go in my corner now and cry.

*sob* Can I have a handkerchief please? *sob*
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Master_72 » September 24th, 2015, 8:51 pm

JoKeRcologne wrote:*sob* Can I have a handkerchief please? *sob*


Handkerchiefs haven't been invented yet, I'm afraid.

Can Jet fuel melt steel beams?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » September 24th, 2015, 10:44 pm

Master_72 wrote:
JoKeRcologne wrote:*sob* Can I have a handkerchief please? *sob*


Handkerchiefs haven't been invented yet, I'm afraid.

Can Jet fuel melt steel beams?

Mythbusters already proved it.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby JoKeR » September 25th, 2015, 2:53 am

The_Hankerchief wrote:Why is JoKeRcologne requesting my presence?

*POOOOOOOT* ...Oh sorry *sob* ...your jacket *snort* ...I'm veby sobby.

Can we change the subject?
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