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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » September 30th, 2015, 1:58 am

JoKeRcologne wrote:Can we change the subject?

If I can't change out of my snot - covered jacket, you can't change out of this uncomfortable topic. O'Doyle Rules!

Who was O'Doyle, anyway?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby maelstrom51210 » September 30th, 2015, 11:05 am

Because you're magical.

Am I magical?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby mitchellbravo » September 30th, 2015, 2:33 pm

Magical enough to answer a "who" question with a "because" statement.

Am I going to make it in time
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » September 30th, 2015, 3:33 pm

mitchellbravo wrote:Magical enough to answer a "who" question with a "because" statement.

Am I going to make it in time

That's up to O'Doyle.

Where did all this snow come from?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby SUGauthor » October 3rd, 2015, 5:08 pm

Frosty fell in a wood chipper.


Who let the cats in?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby maelstrom51210 » October 3rd, 2015, 9:36 pm

The dogs, of course.

So what?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby walkin_talkin_apocolyps » October 21st, 2015, 11:49 am

GUH. obviously cuz napoleon bonapart ruptured the space time continuum back when he was dating michele obama's lizard half sister

where does the word finger come from?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Guest » October 14th, 2017, 1:56 pm

the term was coined in 1879, when a student in gardening school failed her spelling test. while she was writing the first two letters of "geranium," she spaced out and slipped her pencil, forming a line that looked like the letter f. when she had to explain to her teacher what happened, she reported that the little stubby thing on her hand had accidentally pushed it, and "it was a slip of the f in ger (standing for geranium)." unknown to her, she was being recorded by a group of sneering kids who would soon run Candid Camera. the "f in ger" then became viral and overtook the dictionary, and it's as if the word was always there.

why is everyone asking stupid questions?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby WildfireK » October 14th, 2017, 6:55 pm

A: Huh?


Q: Wait, what?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby JakiraJurosawa » October 14th, 2017, 10:14 pm

Tell me about smackjeeves I'm a fucking noob:3
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » October 17th, 2017, 3:10 am

JakiraJurosawa wrote:Tell me about smackjeeves I'm a fucking noob:3

Last I checked, Jeeves was happily married, thank you very much.

Wait, who was Jeeves' wife again ?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby creca » October 25th, 2017, 1:31 pm

last i checked he was marryed to kim from knowyourmeme.com


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby NathanBros » October 29th, 2017, 5:32 pm

Because you were listening Woozy Osbourne.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby JoKeR » December 12th, 2017, 9:53 pm

Now it's Pink Sabbath you silly.

Where did the spam posts go? I could swear I have seen two guys talking about a gambling scam page here... meh.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby DiabolicalDaisy » December 12th, 2017, 10:54 pm

Spam posts got banned.


Who the heck has the right to can spam anyway?
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