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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby DiabolicalDaisy » December 12th, 2017, 10:54 pm

Spam posts got banned.


Who the heck has the right to can spam anyway?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby collective awe » December 13th, 2017, 3:33 am

Why in winter is it so hard to eat ice cream?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby WildfireK » December 13th, 2017, 10:16 pm

Because your fingers migrated south and that's why they don't work

Does anybody live near Scandinavia that's seen my fingers? They should be crosing over the Baltic Sea right about now, they left an hour ago.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby thebradyiceeevee02 » January 12th, 2018, 11:13 pm

Your fingers were last seen by the cargo transport in Gdynia, Poland. Destination: Gotland, then Stockholm.

Why is it that the music channel for a band only plays the trashy songs by said band that no one cares about?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby NathanBros » January 18th, 2018, 3:31 pm

Marketing has a tendency to dumbness.

Why so many advertising ?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby E-J-Works » February 4th, 2018, 10:47 am

Q: Why so many advertising?
A: Too many comic artists flooded the industry for job security.

New Q: Where's the end of the line for Pink Panther's 3rd reboot?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Yenzala » March 24th, 2018, 7:23 pm

at the end of the line.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby AltCat » March 25th, 2018, 6:26 am

Because you don't eat enough potatoes.

How come when there are already a hundred million flavours of cats, dogs and horses, no one breeds new cool bears?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Valigarmander » March 25th, 2018, 7:03 am

You don't need to. Bears are perfect the way they are.

Why don't parallel lines intersect?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Yenzala » March 25th, 2018, 7:32 am

Because they don't get along. They've been fighting ever since "that one time".
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby creca » March 28th, 2018, 4:28 pm

only if you walk on it at night

why cant i smell colors?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby thebradyiceeevee02 » March 28th, 2018, 7:09 pm

creca wrote:why cant i smell colors?


Because the paint dries faster than your nose can activate
Why am I always attracted to the dark-type girls?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Yenzala » March 28th, 2018, 9:52 pm

Because dark-type girls are your type.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby StanleyComics » March 29th, 2018, 11:36 am

The forth dimension, where that it belongs!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Lutztoons » March 29th, 2018, 10:17 pm

It actually does exist, but the government is covering it up.

Will I still get in trouble for robbing a bank if I sing a really good song before I do it?
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