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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 1st, 2012, 10:15 pm

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What would you do if I sang out of tune, would you get up and walk out on me?

Lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song and I'll try not to sing out of key.

Did something touch you deep inside, the day the music died?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby robybang » March 1st, 2012, 11:30 pm

Damn you, I've been trying to suppress that childhood memory and you're not helping!

I know that running dog fighting matches in your basement is illegal, but what about baby fighting?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 1st, 2012, 11:40 pm

"Charlie bit my finger. And it HUUURRRTS!"

Who let the Dogs out?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Elastikid » March 2nd, 2012, 2:09 am

Someone with something to prove.

When will we discover aliens?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 2nd, 2012, 2:23 am

A couple pages back where we found out they turn food into poopy.

Would you milk my nipples for me?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 2nd, 2012, 2:26 am

How do I know you're not an alien? (glares)

Did you just walk 500 miles? Would you walk 500 more?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby ApaFox » March 2nd, 2012, 2:30 am

If it's a trick to get me to exercise then NO!

So you used to be an adventurer?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 2nd, 2012, 2:33 am

I was, until i took an arrow to the knee.

Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, punk?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 2nd, 2012, 2:39 am

Two face: Let's find out... *Flips coin*

Was it heads or tails?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 2nd, 2012, 3:00 am

Can I write in a third party candidate?

Which way to San Jose?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 2nd, 2012, 7:36 am

That depends. Are you trying to get to Rio?

Is this question rhetorical?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 2nd, 2012, 7:46 pm

Is it?

How do they know it's a long way to Tipperary?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby robybang » March 2nd, 2012, 8:35 pm

They used Mapquest.

How can I find out if my goldfish is gay?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 3rd, 2012, 3:55 am

Show it some gay porn, and if it starts bumping into the glass, it's gay.

/me is wondering why the /me command doesn't work.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby kabutoottonin » March 3rd, 2012, 4:38 am

because it doesn't know what to do with it

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