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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Mr. Henry » March 3rd, 2012, 11:16 am

Because they start to feel unloved when not watered and they commit slow suicide

Why do... hot dogs come in packages of 10 while hot dog buns come in packages of just 8?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Wander Tones » March 3rd, 2012, 11:29 am

For the women.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 3rd, 2012, 11:43 am

Because they put two extra in for fat people.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby amdreams » March 3rd, 2012, 12:17 pm

Because all single people are being cryogenically frozen to prepare for the impeding fight with the poop making aliens and undead unicorns.

Why does the moon disappear each month?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby robybang » March 3rd, 2012, 2:59 pm

The moon is having its period and needs its privacy.

I have to boil a cup of pasta in water, but the water company turned off my water. What can I use as a substitute for water?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby amdreams » March 3rd, 2012, 3:51 pm

Just eat the uncooked pasta, it will cook in your stomach acid.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby robybang » March 3rd, 2012, 7:53 pm

The same reason you stopped beating your wife.

Edward and Bella while Bella's on her period. What would happen?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Raging Ghost » March 4th, 2012, 11:13 am

Vampire hunting.

How to hunt a dragon in a 2010-era city?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Elastikid » March 4th, 2012, 8:18 pm

Shoot it with a laser cannon, because sci-fi movies made in the 80's assumed that we would have them by now.
So I guess you could say that the cannon is canon =P

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby mitchellbravo » March 5th, 2012, 12:27 am

Nah, women get periods and lose all their strength when separated from a kitchen or bedroom for too long. We as Americans cannot take that risk.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby ApaFox » March 5th, 2012, 12:36 am

Because you don't wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 5th, 2012, 3:21 am

You need to plug the controller into the second controller port and do the button combo whilst doing a frontside 360 on a skabeboard.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby avian-reader » March 5th, 2012, 1:50 pm

But you can't chuck wood at Chuck Norris! D:

If I put two games in my Playstation at the same time, will they combine into one game? FPS Harvest Moon?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Poopenheimer » March 6th, 2012, 3:25 am

No. But if you put a slice of ham into your DVD player, it will play a short film about pigs.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

Postby Wander Tones » March 6th, 2012, 6:24 am

˙ʇou pıp noʎ ou 'ou

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