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Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: February 29th, 2012, 7:47 pm
by Poopenheimer
I'm sure you can figure out how this one works. (Hint: It's in the title)

Why does fire burn me?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 2:21 am
by Alvarin
Because you're so stiff it has mistaken you for a log.

Why can't I switch off the sun in the morning?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 2:28 am
by Wander Tones
Because the Earth is an early riser.

Why do all of our body parts have to be attached to each other?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 2:31 am
by Poopenheimer
Because Ubisoft owns the rights to Rayman, no-one else.

What is love?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 2:52 am
by The_Hankerchief
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Are we still in Kansas, Toto?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 2:58 am
by ApaFox
Because plot!

Why can't we simply walk to Mordor?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 3:03 am
by Elastikid
Because Hobbits don't wear shoes and the road is covered in broken glass.

Why didn't GM adopt Toyota's lean manufacturing model?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 3:08 am
by The_Hankerchief
Because it's Gubmint Motors, which means it's got to be big.

Who are you?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 3:13 am
by Poopenheimer
I would tell you, but I can't read my name tag at this angle.

How does the food I eat turn into poopy?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 3:19 am
by The_Hankerchief
Aliens.

Zombies?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 3:21 am
by Poopenheimer
Pirates.

Ninjas?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 5:28 am
by Wander Tones
Robots.

Who are you?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 5:42 am
by Poopenheimer
I'm the new guy.

Did satan become a fallen angel because he didn't tie his shoes and tripped?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 6:23 am
by kabutoottonin
NO! He tripped over his scarf. (challenge: draw this!)

Why are the days becoming longer?

Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

PostPosted: March 1st, 2012, 6:34 am
by Wander Tones
Because too many people are getting bored and making the time drag on and on and on and on and on and on and on...

What is the question again?