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Zodiac Chimera

Postby ShinyHoundoom229 » April 19th, 2013, 8:40 pm

The game is simple: You combine your Western and Easter Zodiac signs to create a chimera.

Some combinations may create something badass! (i.e. my sister is a Scorpio born on the Year of the Dragon, making her a scorpigon!)

...and some not so badass. (i.e. I'm a Virgo born on the Year of the Dog. I'm a bitch!)

Use this site to find your western zodiac sign: http://mistupid.com/zodiac/
And this one for your eastern: http://www.travelchinaguide.com/intro/s ... ms/zodiac/

Were you lucky enough to be born on a date that creates an awesome creature of awesomeness, or did you end up with crap?! Play and find out!
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby robybang » April 19th, 2013, 8:42 pm

I'm a Crorse (Crab/Horse).
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby Shalmons » April 19th, 2013, 9:00 pm

Woah! You mean, I'm not the only one who does this? Although, in my version, I let Virgo people give their creature wings, and Libra people got a mecha version of their creature. Since it seemed lame for them to get stuck with virgin/scales. :P

I'm a Scorpion/Snake. I even drew mine a long time ago. D:
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...I should really redo that sometime.
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby ShinyHoundoom229 » April 19th, 2013, 9:07 pm

Shalmons wrote:Woah! You mean, I'm not the only one who does this? Although, in my version, I let Virgo people give their creature wings, and Libra people got a mecha version of their creature. Since it seemed lame for them to get stuck with virgin/scales. :P

I'm a Scorpion/Snake. I even drew mine a long time ago. D:
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...I should really redo that sometime.

It's pretty awesome as it is. And by going by your Virgo rule, I can become a winged bitch? Sweet!
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby Durvin » April 19th, 2013, 9:09 pm

I'm jealous of you guys with the cool signs; I'm a Cancer and a Pig. No fun.

By the way, both come with elemental associations, so feel free to throw those in. However, both of mine are water signs, so yeah...aquatic crab-pig. Sounds like a crappy Pokemon.
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby Past-Chaser » April 19th, 2013, 9:12 pm

Im a taurus/horse

Horse-bull is rather unexciting


But im stubborn as fuck so dont try to change my mind about it either :P
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby ShinyHoundoom229 » April 19th, 2013, 9:22 pm

Durvin wrote:I'm jealous of you guys with the cool signs; I'm a Cancer and a Pig. No fun.

By the way, both come with elemental associations, so feel free to throw those in. However, both of mine are water signs, so yeah...aquatic crab-pig. Sounds like a crappy Pokemon.

I used these sites to find my western and eastern elements.
West: http://cf.wndmll.com/Elements.htm
East: http://www.astrologizeme.com/your_chinese_sign.shtml

I think my western element is Earth and my sister's is Fire. And for Eastern, I'm wood and she's metal

So, my sister is a dragon/scorpion hybrid with the same powers as both Natsu and Gajeel from Fairy Tail and I'm a winged transvestite female dog that rolls around in the dirt.

Yeah, that "aquatic crab-pig" is starting to sound more appealing right about now...
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby Shalmons » April 19th, 2013, 9:41 pm

ShinyHoundoom229 wrote:
Shalmons wrote:Woah! You mean, I'm not the only one who does this? Although, in my version, I let Virgo people give their creature wings, and Libra people got a mecha version of their creature. Since it seemed lame for them to get stuck with virgin/scales. :P

I'm a Scorpion/Snake. I even drew mine a long time ago. D:
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...I should really redo that sometime.

It's pretty awesome as it is. And by going by your Virgo rule, I can become a winged bitch? Sweet!


oh, my other "rule" was that pisces would get two heads. Just seemed cooler than....fish? I had a friend that would've either been a two-headed dog or a....dog...fish....twofish......thing. So, I just went with two heads for pisces.
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby ShinyHoundoom229 » April 19th, 2013, 9:50 pm

Shalmons wrote:oh, my other "rule" was that pisces would get two heads. Just seemed cooler than....fish? I had a friend that would've either been a two-headed dog or a....dog...fish....twofish......thing. So, I just went with two heads for pisces.

So, it's a two headed dog with one head being a dog head and the other head a fish?

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It's... creative, I'll give you that. Certainly more so than the shemale bitch with wings that I'm stuck with.
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby Shalmons » April 19th, 2013, 10:09 pm

ShinyHoundoom229 wrote:
Shalmons wrote:oh, my other "rule" was that pisces would get two heads. Just seemed cooler than....fish? I had a friend that would've either been a two-headed dog or a....dog...fish....twofish......thing. So, I just went with two heads for pisces.

So, it's a two headed dog with one head being a dog head and the other head a fish?

...

It's... creative, I'll give you that. Certainly more so than the shemale bitch with wings that I'm stuck with.



D: I actually never thought of that. I was just going to give it two dog heads (or whatever animal it is).
But...now I am visualizing all these animals with secondary fish heads......hmm.....
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby Ddraigeneth » April 19th, 2013, 11:25 pm

Shalmons wrote:I let Virgo people give their creature wings, and Libra people got a mecha version of their creature.

Works for me.
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby flyingtoast » April 19th, 2013, 11:48 pm

Hmm. I'm a tiger-goat.
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby blankd » April 20th, 2013, 12:00 am

Had to dig this out from my PB:
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby corruption » April 20th, 2013, 1:55 am

Mutant two headed dogfish, or a genetically engineered dog created with gills.
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Re: Zodiac Chimera

Postby ShinyHoundoom229 » April 20th, 2013, 8:10 am

flyingtoast wrote:Hmm. I'm a tiger-goat.
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So, do you eat tin cans or other goats?
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