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Describe a Film Badly

Postby H0lyhandgrenade » May 12th, 2013, 9:53 am

Quite simple really. Describe a film, badly. And people have to guess what that film is.

"Dude can't hang out with other dude's cuz he's ugly so instead he talks to rock people and a hot chick seems like she might like him but then she doesn't she goes for the hot guy instead but its okay because the ugly dude beat the nasty old guy who wanted to sex her who was the ugly dudes dad kinda but not "
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Krazehhcakes » May 12th, 2013, 10:07 am

Hunchback of Notre dam!

A kid can see ghosts and a fat kid follows him around. They're both bullied and then zombies appear but the zombies are kinda misunderstood cuz of a witch who was misunderstood. And the witch is like the kid who sees ghosts so they're misunderstood together but bcuz of different times she's still dead.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Kurona » May 12th, 2013, 10:07 am

So there's these, like, giant robots, right? And and they have this big battle or something with these other giant robots. Oh and they can turn into trucks and tanks and helicopters and shit. Some of them had penises that was cool. Oh and the good giant robots join up with this army thing, and then they all fight in the desert and in the end the leader of the good guys kills one of his friends and takes his parts so that the kids have another toy to buy, and then he flies off to the evil bad guys leaders I think there's two IDFK, and then he's all like GIVE ME YOUR FACE and one of the evil bad guys dies.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby phoenixgem » May 12th, 2013, 10:34 am

Paranorman and transformers 2 =D

So there's this broke homeless guy, running around stealing food and stuff. Until on day this evil guy asks him to steal something big from a cave. and the broke guys like cool i'll do it, casue i'm broke. The guy steals this ornamate thing, but then he's like "you know what i'm gunna keep this" but the evil guy's like no and the broke guy gets trapped in the cave. Then he's sad and angry. But then he like brushes the ornamate and magic happens with moving furniture monkeys and a hot rich lady. The evil guy gets his.Then happy ever after!
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby H0lyhandgrenade » May 12th, 2013, 10:42 am

phoenixgem wrote:Paranorman and transformers 2 =D

So there's this broke homeless guy, running around stealing food and stuff. Until on day this evil guy asks him to steal something big from a cave. and the broke guys like cool i'll do it, casue i'm broke. The guy steals this ornamate thing, but then he's like "you know what i'm gunna keep this" but the evil guy's like no and the broke guy gets trapped in the cave. Then he's sad and angry. But then he like brushes the ornamate and magic happens with moving furniture monkeys and a hot rich lady. The evil guy gets his.Then happy ever after!


Aladdin :D

So two kids become friends but they shouldn't be. Then they grow up and one still wants to be friends but the other says no can do. Then stuff happens and one kids gets a chick and the other gets all hardass and tries to kill the friend and his chick but at the end they say to each other s'cool bro and everything's okay.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Froken Keke » May 12th, 2013, 10:45 am

The Fox and the Hound?
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby H0lyhandgrenade » May 12th, 2013, 10:50 am

Froken Keke wrote:The Fox and the Hound?


Yus! Well done.

Chick gets caught in a breeze and has to wander for ages with some weird folks to meet this guy who might give them stuff they'd like.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby pokemainia » May 12th, 2013, 10:57 am

urnnn... Wizard of Oz? @.@

There is this drug-crazed sociopath who hangs out with a womanizer doctor and goes around miraculously knowing every darn thing and exposing the bad guy.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Froken Keke » May 12th, 2013, 11:00 am

H0lyhandgrenade wrote:
Froken Keke wrote:The Fox and the Hound?

Yus! Well done.

I wasn't quite sure, the setup does sound like it could be a million other movies.

H0lyhandgrenade wrote:Chick gets caught in a breeze and has to wander for ages with some weird folks to meet this guy who might give them stuff they'd like.

The Wizard of Oz.


This guys uncle buys some portable computer, or whatever, and he accidently finds some mail on it for some strange old guy in the neighbourhood. They meet up and cruise around for a while with some other guy and his monkey. Then they accidently gets caught by the military, but they manage to escape with some girl, and then go back and blow the whole place up.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby robybang » May 12th, 2013, 12:16 pm

Some kid starts seeing rabbits and bubbles and shit. He fucks up the school, burns down this dude's house, and shoots a dude in the face because the rabbits and bubbles told him to. Then an airplane falls on his ass and he dies.

pokemainia wrote:There is this drug-crazed sociopath who hangs out with a womanizer doctor and goes around miraculously knowing every darn thing and exposing the bad guy.


Sherlock Holmes?
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby MisterMacanulty » May 12th, 2013, 1:17 pm

Froken Keke wrote:This guys uncle buys some portable computer, or whatever, and he accidently finds some mail on it for some strange old guy in the neighbourhood. They meet up and cruise around for a while with some other guy and his monkey. Then they accidently gets caught by the military, but they manage to escape with some girl, and then go back and blow the whole place up.


Star Wars!

So there's this crazy secret communist music worshiping cult but they all get shot. This one guy escapes in a submarine and hires anyone he meets that fit into his marching band uniforms to come back and play more music to bring his cultist friends back from the dead and drive out the music hating nazi monsters!

For bonus points:

There's this guy who wears a top hat and he's a drug dealer but there aren't any drugs around so he tries to get high by like snorting jello and he goes up a mountain and freaks out because it's "pure snow" and so he starts snorting that too. He also tries nasal spray. Oh, he's also got this friend who wants to kill himself because his girlfriend dumped him or whatever.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Nymine » May 12th, 2013, 2:07 pm

Yellow Submarine. But the I lose the bonus points because damned if I know. I was going to say Willie Wonka but I don't remember anyone snorting mountains.

Uhm uhm.....let's see. So there's these hippies on a bus in the middle of the desert. They get out and have a banging musical. But there's guys in black who don't like the lead, so they convince this other dude that the lead should totally die. They can't figure out how to tell him so they have his black friend make out with him while everyone else is sleeping. The other dude waffles halfway through, so he has his fat friend help him with the decision. Eventually they decide, yeah we should totally kill him, and the guy's like 'Whateves, but this is totally the dicks in black's decision, not mine.' Before that happens, the lead's black friend gets conflicted and kills himself. So they string up the lead in the middle of the desert. Then they all get back on the bus and leave.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Kurona » May 12th, 2013, 2:11 pm

So there's this horse thing right (I don't even know if they exist it's probably some fantasy shit) and it's bought and this farm boy makes friends with him. they're probably gay for each other idk. but then the horse goes to war and it keeps going from british people to german guys who I think are nazis and then to a farm and then he escapes and finds the farm guy who was gay for him and he's a sexy soldier now except blind. Oh yeah and the german nazi guys stole jam because they're dicks.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby Froken Keke » May 12th, 2013, 2:21 pm

robybang wrote:Some kid starts seeing rabbits and bubbles and shit. He fucks up the school, burns down this dude's house, and shoots a dude in the face because the rabbits and bubbles told him to. Then an airplane falls on his ass and he dies.

Donnie Darko.

So there are these two guys on a business errand for a suitcase. Anyway, one of the guys goes to take out some girl who smells some powder or whatever. And then this guy goes home because he forgot the time, and he kills the one guy, and then he meets another, but he gets buttraped and then they're friends.
But anyway, the first two guys clean their car and then go to a diner.
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Re: Describe a Film Badly

Postby H0lyhandgrenade » May 12th, 2013, 2:22 pm

Nymine wrote:Yellow Submarine. But the I lose the bonus points because damned if I know. I was going to say Willie Wonka but I don't remember anyone snorting mountains.

Uhm uhm.....let's see. So there's these hippies on a bus in the middle of the desert. They get out and have a banging musical. But there's guys in black who don't like the lead, so they convince this other dude that the lead should totally die. They can't figure out how to tell him so they have his black friend make out with him while everyone else is sleeping. The other dude waffles halfway through, so he has his fat friend help him with the decision. Eventually they decide, yeah we should totally kill him, and the guy's like 'Whateves, but this is totally the dicks in black's decision, not mine.' Before that happens, the lead's black friend gets conflicted and kills himself. So they string up the lead in the middle of the desert. Then they all get back on the bus and leave.


Ah, ah... ... Jesus Christ Super Star!

Some guy in a skirt's chick gets bumped off so he travels along kicking the ass of all the people responsible but it becomes a big deal and he fights lotsa big fights with pointy sticks and sometimes he screws the enemy and sometimes he kills his own guys cuz he's just like that and there's all tears and betrayal and at the end his head gets chopped off and he drops his hanky.
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