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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby HABE » October 23rd, 2015, 6:49 pm

The Realm of Kaerwyn:
A gamemaster takes his D&D campaign way too seriously, much to the amusement and embarrassment of anyone he can get to play.
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby Sonic-ock » October 27th, 2015, 8:39 am

Pumpkin shaped heart is the long awaited Halloween themed sequel to the nirvana song "Heart shaped box", the song is now spooky because it's halloween and it was written by Kurt CObain summoned by Dave Grohl with a Ouiji board... in fact that comic about Dave Grohl with a Ouiji board.
(punkin shaped heart is awesome by the way, I love corny jokes and Halloween!)
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby Scarlet.Knightmare » October 27th, 2015, 8:49 pm

An alien crash lands into a desert and is severely disappointed as to what the world has to offer
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby mitchellbravo » October 27th, 2015, 9:38 pm

First, she killed for pleasure.
Then, it became a business.
But then business went south...
Now, she's the ex-Slayer.

"How can a bounty killer readjust to life as an ordinary civilian?"
oly: we draw stories about imaginary people
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby apolloonfire » October 27th, 2015, 11:59 pm

Aardman studios, the masterminds behind Wallace and Grommit and Chicken Run, bring you "Loud Era". When thrash metal virtuoso Stuart Dewelly accidentally gets sent back in time to Victorian England, he sets out to topple the status quo through sheer volume alone.
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby maelstrom51210 » October 28th, 2015, 11:58 am

On Halycon island, scientist create a woman to be the ultimate soldier. Will she be able to escape her creators and go beyond Halycon?
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby eishiya » October 28th, 2015, 12:09 pm

I also struggle to read the text in your banner, and only know what it's meant to say from clicking on it. So, based on one of my misreadings:

Demon Xing (Demon Crossing): In trying to summon the ghost of a loved one for a chat, our hapless protagonist accidentally draws the wrong summoning circle and makes their bedroom an inter-dimensional portal! Demons come and go as they please, threatening the stability of both dimensions. Will our protagonist ever get a moment of privacy and peace from the dark world-destroying creatures?
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby The_Hankerchief » October 29th, 2015, 12:34 am

I'm going to assume Dracula porn.

No, but seriously: It's 1890's England, and the dapper high society is absolutely raving about this new theater troupe in London. The headliner of the troupe, John Remus Dram, is especially popular--mostly because nobody knows exactly who he is, where he's from, or what his story is. Mystery shrouds him in blackness, much like the dark suits he wears onstage. Determined to discover the mystery behind the the facade of Dram, two aristocratic play attendees attempt to peek backstage after the nightly show. Neither woman is prepared for what they get drawn into behind the curtain....
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby Jops » November 9th, 2015, 5:03 am

Motorized pilgrims travel west, making a little progress every week.
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby Guest » November 9th, 2015, 1:05 pm

A rouge land-shark, who happened to be born red instead of fleshy-grey like a regular shark, takes over a military base in the desert and rides around in a super cool tank he stole wrecking shit up and going on soul searching adventures.

I'm inclined to believe the shark's name is George.
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby HABE » November 9th, 2015, 5:09 pm

Scientists at a cosmetics company discover that the new element they've added to their hair-dye products grants temporary superpowers to anyone who colors their hair.



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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby eishiya » November 9th, 2015, 5:28 pm

A little girl is left home alone for the night when her parents go to a party. Naturally, she takes the opportunity to have a tea party with all her stuffed toy friends, staying up way past bedtime. It is a night of unforgettable interpersonal drama between the fluffy guests, leading to bloodshed at the stroke of midnight.

I would be surprised if that wasn't a summary of one of the stories in the comic.
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby maelstrom51210 » November 10th, 2015, 10:54 pm

A woman with amnesia wakes up in a strange red room. Why is she here? Will she escape? And why does she keep thinking of this phrase "Black Dram"?
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby Doublethickcustard » November 11th, 2015, 6:46 am

Demon King is a heart warming story about a man down on his luck. So down on his luck, infact, that one pleasant spring evening (because were it a stormy one that would just be cliché) He decides to summon his very own king demon in a last ditch effort to turn is luck around. The spell requires fluids, sands and spices. Exotic ingredients that might take a person across the earth for the remainder of their days in search of all of them. But why do that, when there is a perfectly good 12 month old steak slowly stewing in ever-increasingly sentient bacteria sitting in the depths of his fridge, that would do just as well?

It might not be a 'king' demon that answers his call, but surely Asmodeus' janitor can still get the job done.
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Re: Based on the Banner

Postby NickRowler » November 11th, 2015, 6:17 pm

"Two Kings" is about two flamboyantly gay kings who live in neighboring kingdoms. They constantly fight with armies and throwing shade at each other. They both claim they are the most fabulous but secretly one of them (the white one) is in love with the other. However the other one takes the insults way too personally and just finds the white one to be an obnoxious bitch.
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