Break the bank.

Home of "Your opinion of the above SmackJeever" and other such threads

Break the bank.

Postby Master_72 » October 25th, 2013, 10:58 am

So, what's the number one thing that'll earn you respect nowadays? Well, it definetly aint wisdom nor age. To quote a very annoying song, It's all about the money.

Describe how you will break the military vault bank! Then, the below poster proceeds to make something go wrong. EX:

1.I send a creeper to destroy the wall.

2. The creeper turns back on you and blows up in your face.

I rig the whole bank with dynamite...

I'll start! I send a robotic copy of myself into the building and it explodes.
Image
Spoiler! :
Image

OFFICIALLY CROWNED CHAMPION OF FORUM GAMES
"You all may play the games, but I win them"
User avatar
Master_72
 
Posts: 2075
Joined: November 5th, 2011, 8:05 pm
Location: Oooh Canadaaaa

Re: Break the bank.

Postby Alienoid » October 25th, 2013, 4:22 pm

But that robotic copy of yourself was you disguised as a robotic copy of yourself so you explode while your robotic copy of yourself disguised as yourself takes the money and becomes rich.

I teleport inside to steal the money, armed with a Portal Gun.
User avatar
Alienoid
 
Posts: 313
Joined: December 16th, 2010, 1:57 am

Re: Break the bank.

Postby robybang » October 25th, 2013, 6:46 pm

Your Portal leading to the outside world closes, leaving you trapped in the vault.

I will become a Congressman, then pass bills that bleed the vault dry and put it towards projects that sound good in theory, but are basically handouts to special interest groups, government contractors who make under the table deals with me for no-bid contracts they'll botch up so I can give them more money to fix, and pork barrel spending for the state towards buildings named after me that nobody asked for or wanted.
three wrote:
The_Hankerchief wrote:AHNOLD TSUNDERENEGGER

"AHL BE BAHCK... BUT NAHT BECAUSE I LIEK YOU OR ANYTHING."
User avatar
robybang
 
Posts: 3899
Joined: June 16th, 2008, 2:50 pm

Re: Break the bank.

Postby Brawlitup99 » October 25th, 2013, 6:48 pm

Your ankle got sweeped up into my trap, leaving you hanging as I race towards the money with my Mega Buster in hand.
C'mon, you had to see that coming.
Hello, yes, would you like a pizza
Image
User avatar
Brawlitup99
 
Posts: 161
Joined: January 15th, 2013, 7:10 pm
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow. Deal with it.

Re: Break the bank.

Postby Master_72 » October 25th, 2013, 7:37 pm

You are simply running in the middle of a heavily armed bank. Several cops pin you down and send you to jail. See you in 7 years, tops.

I hack the bank security system and sneak inside armed with Nicholas Cage.
Image
Spoiler! :
Image

OFFICIALLY CROWNED CHAMPION OF FORUM GAMES
"You all may play the games, but I win them"
User avatar
Master_72
 
Posts: 2075
Joined: November 5th, 2011, 8:05 pm
Location: Oooh Canadaaaa

Re: Break the bank.

Postby robybang » October 25th, 2013, 8:48 pm

Nicholas Cage would rather steal the Declaration of Independence.

I will hire that stickman from those Flash games to break into it.
three wrote:
The_Hankerchief wrote:AHNOLD TSUNDERENEGGER

"AHL BE BAHCK... BUT NAHT BECAUSE I LIEK YOU OR ANYTHING."
User avatar
robybang
 
Posts: 3899
Joined: June 16th, 2008, 2:50 pm

Re: Break the bank.

Postby hitkid96fan » October 25th, 2013, 11:17 pm

But when the heist is done, he betrays you and probably gets captured and forced to go on a airship or something.

I will be the nice gentleman and get the money legally... with a bomb attached in a lot of places that only blow up people who bother me.
Don't die on me.

Image
User avatar
hitkid96fan
 
Posts: 279
Joined: March 13th, 2013, 6:30 pm
Location: There or maybe over there, I guess I travel everywhere on the internet.

Re: Break the bank.

Postby robybang » October 25th, 2013, 11:39 pm

The bombs don't go off. Turns out pyrotechnics are not your thing.

I will put a big mirror in front of it and make everyone think that I made it magically disappear. It worked in Now You See It.
three wrote:
The_Hankerchief wrote:AHNOLD TSUNDERENEGGER

"AHL BE BAHCK... BUT NAHT BECAUSE I LIEK YOU OR ANYTHING."
User avatar
robybang
 
Posts: 3899
Joined: June 16th, 2008, 2:50 pm

Re: Break the bank.

Postby Master_72 » October 26th, 2013, 8:04 am

It infortunately, starts hailing. The hail breake your mirror, exposing your scam.

I'll walk inside with a boombox, then play safety dance. Everybody will be too busy dancing to notice me take the money.
Image
Spoiler! :
Image

OFFICIALLY CROWNED CHAMPION OF FORUM GAMES
"You all may play the games, but I win them"
User avatar
Master_72
 
Posts: 2075
Joined: November 5th, 2011, 8:05 pm
Location: Oooh Canadaaaa

Re: Break the bank.

Postby hitkid96fan » October 26th, 2013, 9:16 am

Sadly a security camera catches you and automatically turns on the (louder) alarms, cuing the "Men in Blue".

I will use magic to shrink the bank like in King's Quest V and put it in a jar.
Don't die on me.

Image
User avatar
hitkid96fan
 
Posts: 279
Joined: March 13th, 2013, 6:30 pm
Location: There or maybe over there, I guess I travel everywhere on the internet.

Re: Break the bank.

Postby Master_72 » October 26th, 2013, 2:04 pm

You succeed, but now all the money is tiny and unusable.

I'll raid the bank with a 1920's era gangster mob, armed with Tommy guns and sweet fedoras.
Image
Spoiler! :
Image

OFFICIALLY CROWNED CHAMPION OF FORUM GAMES
"You all may play the games, but I win them"
User avatar
Master_72
 
Posts: 2075
Joined: November 5th, 2011, 8:05 pm
Location: Oooh Canadaaaa

Re: Break the bank.

Postby robybang » October 26th, 2013, 5:43 pm

Said fedoras aren't sweet anymore. They're now associated with atheist MRA Nice Guy neckbeards on reddit who are euphoric, not because of some phony god's blessing, but because they're enlightened by their own intelligence. Crazy tumblr feminists swarm your 20s gangsters and make them check their privilege because they're all white cis scum.

I will just ask nicely.
three wrote:
The_Hankerchief wrote:AHNOLD TSUNDERENEGGER

"AHL BE BAHCK... BUT NAHT BECAUSE I LIEK YOU OR ANYTHING."
User avatar
robybang
 
Posts: 3899
Joined: June 16th, 2008, 2:50 pm

Re: Break the bank.

Postby Master_72 » October 26th, 2013, 6:02 pm

They pin you down and kick you out. Politely, of course.

I split an atom next to the bank vault doors.
Image
Spoiler! :
Image

OFFICIALLY CROWNED CHAMPION OF FORUM GAMES
"You all may play the games, but I win them"
User avatar
Master_72
 
Posts: 2075
Joined: November 5th, 2011, 8:05 pm
Location: Oooh Canadaaaa

Re: Break the bank.

Postby robybang » October 27th, 2013, 7:48 pm

You need more than one atom to blow up a door, genius.

I plan on doing something low key that won't attract too much attention. I attach the vault to a bunch of hotrods and drag it through the street.
three wrote:
The_Hankerchief wrote:AHNOLD TSUNDERENEGGER

"AHL BE BAHCK... BUT NAHT BECAUSE I LIEK YOU OR ANYTHING."
User avatar
robybang
 
Posts: 3899
Joined: June 16th, 2008, 2:50 pm

Re: Break the bank.

Postby Master_72 » October 27th, 2013, 9:06 pm

The Hotrods run out of gas. While you go look for the nearest 711, someone takes notice of the huge bank vault in the street (You're referencing a movie, but I can't quite put my finger on it).

I hire the Spy to kill all of the guards.
Image
Spoiler! :
Image

OFFICIALLY CROWNED CHAMPION OF FORUM GAMES
"You all may play the games, but I win them"
User avatar
Master_72
 
Posts: 2075
Joined: November 5th, 2011, 8:05 pm
Location: Oooh Canadaaaa

Next

Return to Forum Games

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 6 guests