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Re: Break the bank.

Postby maelstrom51210 » January 18th, 2016, 10:31 am

Three seconds into your dancing. and all the trends become passe'. The guards are not impressed.

After studying the Dark Arts for five years, I summon Cthulhu and ride him to the bank.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby Randumbz » January 18th, 2016, 11:09 am

Cthulu is on parole and cant afford to get caught robbing a bank, so he abandons you as the police arrive.

I kindly ask the bank teller to open the vault and he hands me the money
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby The_Hankerchief » January 18th, 2016, 6:28 pm

He does, but he slips a couple exploding dye packs in the bag. Key word "exploding".

I hire several Playboy bunnies to create a flash mob in the bank (the gag for the mob is that they're all trying to apply for teller jobs). While everyone else is distracted by all the sexy, I slip into the vault and grab the money.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby gsman243 » February 14th, 2016, 11:35 am

The police have been trained to be immune to distractions and open fire on you.

I attempt to use Flowmotion to jump my way through the bank without alerting the authorities.
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