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Re: Break the bank.

Postby hitkid96fan » January 17th, 2015, 3:48 pm

However, the whole thing was being spied. Therefore everyone involved gets caught and arrested.

I will disguise as someone important for the Bank on a special day. The special person in this case gets to get lots of cash. And to make sure, I took out the real special person before he got to the bank.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby 1ce_k1d » January 17th, 2015, 5:45 pm

You took out the real special person to lunch, where he figured out your plan and stopped you before you could don a disguise.

I dig a hole underneath the vault, drain out the money, and fill it with rubber duckies.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby hitkid96fan » January 19th, 2015, 1:17 pm

You drain out the money, however you also catch the inspector by accident. His bodyguards are less than happy with you.

I will wear the same armor Rodent wore in CBFD and arm myself with the RYNO from Ratchet & Clank. Than I will just walk in and take the money out without a scratch.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby gsman243 » March 3rd, 2015, 4:46 pm

You run out of ammo after a few shots.

I use Crescent Rose to rip the vault door off. Also, I'm wearing an Invisibility Cloak.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby hitkid96fan » March 3rd, 2015, 6:59 pm

The invisibility cloak is the same one in the PS1 Harry Potter games. It runs out while you were sneaking in and you get massacred by camera turrets.

I will spam Agi on all the guards hopefully before running out of SP.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby gsman243 » May 24th, 2015, 8:37 am

You run out of SP and get arrested.

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Re: Break the bank.

Postby hitkid96fan » May 24th, 2015, 8:41 pm

Oh no you don't, instead you just became DarkSydePhil, the ultimate king of hate who can't handle hate and sucks at everything!

I will send a remote controlled Metal Sonic that has all his attacks from Sonic the Fighters.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby The_Hankerchief » May 27th, 2015, 5:26 am

He does a burnout on your face, ripping you to shreds. He then proceeds to rob the bank for himself.

I waltz into the bank wearing my hat, boots, a banana hammock and nothing else. The guards are all in awe.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby gsman243 » September 19th, 2015, 9:44 am

The guards realize that you're trying to distract them and they shoot you.

I put on Sora's outfit from Kingdom Hearts 2 and transform into my Final Form.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby hitkid96fan » September 19th, 2015, 12:33 pm

Two words. Anti Form.

I will dodge every single guard, take the money, and get out. Twin Snakes style.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby The_Hankerchief » September 20th, 2015, 3:40 am

hitkid96fan wrote:Two words. Anti Form.

I will dodge every single guard, take the money, and get out. Twin Snakes style.

They catch you sneaking around the vault inside a cardboard box and Swiss-cheese you with bullets.

I just blitz into the vault, screaming, "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" while plowing through the guards.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby Master_72 » September 22nd, 2015, 8:42 pm

Too bad the Leech was in the bank, trying to make a normal deposit like the totally normal kid he is >_>

I will Challenge the bank owner to a game of rock, paper, scissors. Winner takes all. What he doesn't know is that I rigged the game by supergluing his fingers together so that he can only form a paper shape.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby The_Hankerchief » September 30th, 2015, 2:08 am

Master_72 wrote:Too bad the Leech was in the bank, trying to make a normal deposit like the totally normal kid he is >_>

I will Challenge the bank owner to a game of rock, paper, scissors. Winner takes all. What he doesn't know is that I rigged the game by supergluing his fingers together so that he can only form a paper shape.

The glue, while leaving his fingers stuck together, does not prevent him from curling his fingers in, to where he is able to make a half-assed rock shape. He anticipates you perfectly, since you only think he can do paper. Your consolation prize for losing is getting to die a spectacularly awesome/hilarious/messy death when he shoots you out of a cannon into an airplane windshield.

I take two bundles of 24 twenty-shot Roman candles (all duct-taped together) into the bank, lighting all of their fuses en masse with a blowtorch as I walk in through the door, wielding them like two pyrotechnic miniguns.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby Brawlitup99 » December 30th, 2015, 11:20 am

There' a conveniently-placed hose right next to the doorway, and someone decides to drench you in it, putting out the candles and leaving you defenseless.

Meanwhile, I use Chaos Control to teleport inside the safe, steal anything I can, and teleport out of the safe and outside, unnoticed.
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Re: Break the bank.

Postby The_Hankerchief » January 18th, 2016, 12:38 am

By its very nature, Chaos Control is, well, chaotic. Instead of teleporting out of the vault to safety, you instead teleport right into the middle of the police station, three blocks down. Fail.

I become a master of the latest dance trends known today. The guards watch in awe as I whip, then nae nae into the bank, then, right as they come to their senses, I hit the qual.
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