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Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby MasterComic » February 12th, 2014, 10:50 pm

Rules wrote:This game is simple. Every man for himself. Your goal is to attack the enemy above you.

By rolling the dice, (clicking on this link), you will be given a number. If your number is higher than the previous poster's, then you've successfully landed an attack. If your number is lower, you have been attacked. If the numbers tie, then the attack is nulled.

Keep track of your wins and losses. If you've been attacked 15 times, you have to change your avatar and rejoin the battle with a blank slate. Let's get this going!

Optional rules: You can role-play as your avatar and obnoxiously yell out the name of your attacks, why you're attacking, or whatever you like.


Here we go! Force lightning! I rolled a 4!

Wins: 0
Losses: 0
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby Alienoid » February 13th, 2014, 3:31 am

I rolled a 5. HAH

EAT LASER SHARKS, FIEND

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Wins: 1
Losses: 0
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby Master_72 » February 13th, 2014, 11:47 am

Alienoid wrote:I rolled a 5. HAH

EAT LASER SHARKS, FIEND

Spoiler! :
Wins: 1
Losses: 0

Cooooome oooon... Mama needs a new pair of platform shoes...

HAH! WITH THE POWER OF MY SIX, I SUMMON THOUSANDS OF PROTON CANNONS TO DEMOLISH YOUR LAZER SHARKS INTO EXTINCTION!
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby MasterComic » February 13th, 2014, 12:46 pm

Not so fast! Lightsaber swing!

*rolls a five*

Aw crap.

Spoiler! :
Wins: 0
Losses: 2
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby Master_72 » February 13th, 2014, 7:55 pm

I rolled a five too.

RAAAAAHHHHH! I NULLIFY YOUR LIGHTSABER SWING WITH MY IMMINENT AWESOMNESS!
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby MasterComic » February 14th, 2014, 12:10 am

Another five! I take another swing at you and miss!

Spoiler! :
Wins: 0
Losses: 2


(since no one else is playing, I'll keep playing until it takes off)
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby robybang » February 14th, 2014, 12:28 am

SNEAK ATTACK MUTHAFUCKA!

*rolls a four*

Goddamnit.
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby Master_72 » February 14th, 2014, 8:45 am

Come on... Snake eyes...

*Rolls another six*

KAAAAA... MEEEEE... HAAAAA... MEEEEE... HA!
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Winning: twice
losing: none
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby MasterComic » February 16th, 2014, 3:10 pm

Alright, since everybody is too chicken to face off with Future Me, I guess I'll have to, even though I'm the one with the most to lose.

Force choke!

I rolled...a 1. What the eff.

Spoiler! :
Wins: 0
Losses: 3 (soon to be four)
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby robybang » February 16th, 2014, 3:43 pm

I attack with a comically oversized squeaky mallet!

*rolls a 4*

Spoiler! :
Win: 1
Lose: 1
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby Master_72 » February 16th, 2014, 3:46 pm

YOU FOOL! You think that squeaky Mallet will save you from what I'm about to unleash!?

*Rolls a 2*

..Godamnit, now I wasted a perfectly good intro threat.
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Wins: 2
losses: 1
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby robybang » February 16th, 2014, 4:44 pm

I'm going to shove this squeaky mallet down your throat! Sideways!

*Rolls a 6*

Spoiler! :
Win: 2
Lose: 1
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby JoKeR » February 16th, 2014, 5:44 pm

Throws a poison-frog at you ...hahaha ...
5
Damn!

Spoiler! :
Wins: 0
Losses: 1
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby MasterComic » February 16th, 2014, 7:14 pm

Hiyaaa! *rolls a 4*

Today is just not my day.

Spoiler! :
Wins: 1
Losses: 5
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Re: Pirate Ninja Jedi Assassin Battle Royale!

Postby robybang » February 16th, 2014, 9:10 pm

Coming in for the kill!

*rolls a 4*

Spoiler! :
Win:2
Lose:1
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