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Describe a video game badly

Postby Master_72 » February 19th, 2014, 4:04 pm

Just like the Describe a Movie Badly thread, but with Video games.

Let's see how far this gets me.

I'll start. A guy's both running a bar and running in a bar.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby avian-reader » February 19th, 2014, 5:19 pm

Master_72 wrote:A guy's both running a bar and running in a bar.

Tapper?

A supposedly intelligent guy decides that a plaster is less conspicuous than a tattoo.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Master_72 » February 19th, 2014, 7:44 pm

avian-reader wrote:
Master_72 wrote:A guy's both running a bar and running in a bar.

Tapper?

Correct.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby robybang » February 19th, 2014, 8:36 pm

Two furries beat up a morbidly obese man.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Master_72 » February 19th, 2014, 8:41 pm

robybang wrote:Two furries beat up a morbidly obese man.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby robybang » February 19th, 2014, 8:48 pm

Master_72 wrote:
robybang wrote:Two furries beat up a morbidly obese man.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2


Yep.

Aliens from outer space wreck the planet Earth with tornadoes so they give an obviously villainous monster his power back.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby JoKeR » February 19th, 2014, 9:05 pm

avian-reader wrote:A supposedly intelligent guy decides that a plaster is less conspicuous than a tattoo.

Ok this rings a bell ...but I can't nail it. :|
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby robybang » February 19th, 2014, 9:59 pm

avian-reader wrote:A supposedly intelligent guy decides that a plaster is less conspicuous than a tattoo.


Hitman: Absolution
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby 1ce_k1d » February 19th, 2014, 11:33 pm

Man is running for the second time.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby avian-reader » February 20th, 2014, 3:37 am

robybang wrote:
avian-reader wrote:A supposedly intelligent guy decides that a plaster is less conspicuous than a tattoo.


Hitman: Absolution

Correct!

1ce_k1d wrote:Man is running for the second time.

Zone of the Enders: The Second Runner?

Kelly's Heroes, except with lots of destruction, no Nazis, and a smaller group.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby 1ce_k1d » February 20th, 2014, 1:25 pm

1ce_k1d wrote:Man is running for the second time.

Zone of the Enders: The Second Runner?

Kelly's Heroes, except with lots of destruction, no Nazis, and a smaller group.

Nope. It used to be a viral game, but like all of them they died within a year.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby ApaFox » February 20th, 2014, 3:31 pm

avian-reader wrote:
1ce_k1d wrote:Man is running for the second time.

Zone of the Enders: The Second Runner?


I think it's Bit.Trip Runner.


avian-reader wrote:Kelly's Heroes, except with lots of destruction, no Nazis, and a smaller group.


No idea, taking a shot in the dark... Killzone?

He would have gotten away with murder if it wasn't for those meddling kid and their talking bear.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby avian-reader » February 20th, 2014, 3:35 pm

ApaFox wrote:
avian-reader wrote:Kelly's Heroes, except with lots of destruction, no Nazis, and a smaller group.


No idea, taking a shot in the dark... Killzone?

He would have gotten away with murder if it wasn't for those meddling kid and they're talking bear.

Nope, this is PS3. It is an FPS though, and the right team size.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Master_72 » February 20th, 2014, 4:03 pm

A guy gathers his friends to get revenge on some cowards for stealing their children. The thieves would rather stay inside.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby dylanmc12 » February 21st, 2014, 4:24 am

The Wizard of Oz but as a turn-based RPG where people explode and fight you by spraying fountains of blood at you.

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Actually, wait... Earthbound if it was made by David Lynch.

No, wait, Wizard of Oz and Earthbound combined and it was the weirdest thing ever.

..how about a game where you beat a child to death by playing baseball with the mascots of a feminist sorority house? 'Cause that happens. That happens a lot.
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