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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Seven Rain » September 25th, 2014, 11:17 pm

WistfulHermit wrote:Some guy in spandex sneaks around on a boat and then drowns after a dinosaur robot escapes.

Then some feminine fanboy of said guy sneaks around on an oil tanker. Plot-twist ensures. Also a Titanic ripoff.

MGS2.

kmarwx wrote:A bunch of dudes fight other dudes with really flashy moves and teleport everywhere. Also there's lots of fanservice.

Sounds like it could be any number of fighting games, hahaha.
Judging by "teleport everywhere" I'll venture one of the DBZ games? 'Course then I'd assume it's fanservice in a different sense than most expect it to be.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby robybang » September 25th, 2014, 11:21 pm

WistfulHermit wrote:Some guy in spandex sneaks around on a boat and then drowns after a dinosaur robot escapes.

Then some feminine fanboy of said guy sneaks around on an oil tanker. Plot-twist ensures. Also a Titanic ripoff.


Metal Gear Solid: Rise of the Patriots

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robybang wrote:You're a demigod who decides to fly through hoops for some reason?

Superman for the N64?


C'mon guys ...you can't just set this up without giving an answer. :(


Yep.

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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Scarlet.Knightmare » October 9th, 2014, 8:55 am

A guy wearing a metal mask kills a bunch of people because he got arrested for not killing somebody
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby girldirtbiker » October 9th, 2014, 2:14 pm

Dishonored?
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby ShinyHoundoom229 » October 9th, 2014, 4:32 pm

You explore a purgatorial treasure trove for no apparent raisin.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Scarlet.Knightmare » October 9th, 2014, 7:16 pm

girldirtbiker wrote:Dishonored?

Yup! Come claim your prize :p
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Guest » October 15th, 2014, 11:30 am

A guy flies through space and spins around which for some reason just pwns everything in his path.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Scarlet.Knightmare » October 15th, 2014, 11:59 am

GamerTendo wrote:A guy flies through space and spins around which for some reason just pwns everything in his path.

Starfox? (i dont play starfox , so I could be wayyy off)
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Guest » October 15th, 2014, 3:39 pm

nope
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Elhanan » November 9th, 2014, 4:43 pm

A guy who dies a lot can pay to live again and earns money buy killing the native fauna.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby robybang » November 9th, 2014, 4:52 pm

Elhanan wrote:A guy who dies a lot can pay to live again and earns money buy killing the native fauna.


Dark Souls?
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby eishiya » November 9th, 2014, 4:54 pm

robybang wrote:
Elhanan wrote:A guy who dies a lot can pay to live again and earns money buy killing the native fauna.


Dark Souls?

Either that or 3/4 of Borderlands.


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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby plasma_knight303 » November 9th, 2014, 5:02 pm

Uh, Shadow of the Colossus?

Some stuff happens with balls.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby eishiya » November 9th, 2014, 5:27 pm

plasma_knight303 wrote:Uh, Shadow of the Colossus?

Some stuff happens with balls.

If you were answering mine: Nope.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Elhanan » November 9th, 2014, 5:41 pm

Xenominer Swarm.

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