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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby JoKeR » November 9th, 2014, 5:49 pm

kmarwx wrote:A bunch of dudes fight other dudes with really flashy moves and teleport everywhere. Also there's lots of fanservice.

Sounds like Unreal Tournament.

GamerTendo wrote:A guy flies through space and spins around which for some reason just pwns everything in his path.

Super Mario Galaxy ??

Elhanan wrote:Xenominer Swarm.

Starcraft.


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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Elhanan » November 9th, 2014, 6:35 pm

You wake up and you must survive in the hostile environment. There are deserts, islands, and caves with animals that want you dead. You can craft weapons and can loot the resources of the ground through digging, iron ore, gold ore, diamond, and can create different things for you to wear and weapons to wield to give you an advantage.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Gamermaster » November 9th, 2014, 7:10 pm

Elhanan wrote:You wake up and you must survive in the hostile environment. There are deserts, islands, and caves with animals that want you dead. You can craft weapons and can loot the resources of the ground through digging, iron ore, gold ore, diamond, and can create different things for you to wear and weapons to wield to give you an advantage.


Minecraft. It's a little too obvious.


You're a little girl with a huge debt. Solve your problems by selling people overpriced goods.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Elhanan » November 9th, 2014, 7:14 pm

Gamermaster wrote:
Elhanan wrote:You wake up and you must survive in the hostile environment. There are deserts, islands, and caves with animals that want you dead. You can craft weapons and can loot the resources of the ground through digging, iron ore, gold ore, diamond, and can create different things for you to wear and weapons to wield to give you an advantage.


Minecraft. It's a little too obvious.


You're a little girl with a huge debt. Solve your problems by selling people overpriced goods.


Xenominer, not Minecraft.

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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby JoKeR » November 9th, 2014, 7:59 pm

JoKeRcologne wrote:
Elhanan wrote:Xenominer Swarm.

Starcraft.

Did you miss my post?
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Elhanan » November 9th, 2014, 8:12 pm

JoKeRcologne wrote:
JoKeRcologne wrote:
Elhanan wrote:Xenominer Swarm.

Starcraft.

Did you miss my post?


What post?

You see Ivan, the joke is that I was referencing both the first and the most recent Xenominer games (No one mention DD). Swarm is basically the first one with guns, money, and cybernetic organisms.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Yochanan » November 11th, 2014, 8:53 pm

A kid's neighbor chokes to death and the best course of action is to go to a city to become a man.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby robybang » November 11th, 2014, 10:04 pm

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You cry. A lot. Sometimes you cry things that have no business coming out of your eyes.


The Binding of Isaac?

It's like Barney Hide and Go Seek, except you're not the guy in the suit and it's scarier.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Yochanan » November 11th, 2014, 10:16 pm

robybang wrote:
It's like Barney Hide and Go Seek, except you're not the guy in the suit and it's scarier.


Fnaf. I despise that game

You are an engineered warrior android with rocket thrusters, everyone around you carries guns and attacks you, yet you use a sword.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Gamermaster » November 13th, 2014, 10:27 pm

Yochanan wrote:
You are an engineered warrior android with rocket thrusters, everyone around you carries guns and attacks you, yet you use a sword.


Sparkster?

You're the President of the United States. Blow stuff up with a mech suit.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Yochanan » November 13th, 2014, 10:47 pm

Gamermaster wrote:
Yochanan wrote:
You are an engineered warrior android with rocket thrusters, everyone around you carries guns and attacks you, yet you use a sword.


Sparkster?

You're the President of the United States. Blow stuff up with a mech suit.


Nope

Angry Barry or Cold War Commander
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Seven Rain » November 13th, 2014, 10:55 pm

Gamermaster wrote:You're the President of the United States. Blow stuff up with a mech suit.

Metal Wolf Chaos

*EDIT*
Yochanan wrote:You are an engineered warrior android with rocket thrusters, everyone around you carries guns and attacks you, yet you use a sword.

This one sounds like it could be several games, but I'm blanking...



*EDIT*
Guess I haven't given a description in a while...
A black sheep in a popular series where you hop around poking stuff with a tiny sword so you can fight yourself.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby alie » November 13th, 2014, 11:30 pm

A family feud and collecting male servants.
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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Gamermaster » November 13th, 2014, 11:35 pm

Seven Rain wrote:A black sheep in a popular series where you hop around poking stuff with a tiny sword so you can fight yourself.


Zelda II

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Re: Describe a video game badly

Postby Seven Rain » November 13th, 2014, 11:47 pm

alie wrote:A family feud and collecting male servants.

... I have no idea what this is, but I'm painfully curious. If nobody guesses it you might just have to PM me the answer, haha.



Gamermaster wrote:
Seven Rain wrote:A black sheep in a popular series where you hop around poking stuff with a tiny sword so you can fight yourself.


Zelda II

Oho, that didn't take long.
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And I take it I was correct with MWC?




Here's a tougher one; A silent pirate hunter gets caught up in an adventure to stop a green man obsessed with a certain type of key.
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