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Re: Badly Written Instructions

Postby The_Hankerchief » January 11th, 2015, 9:33 am

Roby was correct on PB&J! (and I'm finally glad I got Mitchell's :D)

1) Remove miniature structures and flora from sealed glass enclosure.
2) Remove top access hatch from sealed glass enclosure.
3) Completely submerge manual suction device into sealed glass enclosure.
4) Ensure there are no gaseous obstructions inside manual suction device.
5) Place widest appendage over the output of manual suction device and remove from sealed glass enclosure.
6) Place output into a receiving receptacle and remove appendage.
7) Secure input of manual suction device and remove pisceral by-product from the filtering layer at bottom of sealed glass enclosure. Empty receiving receptacle as necessary. Repeat steps 3-7 as necessary.
8) Remove manual suction device from sealed glass enclosure.
9) Using clean receptacle, transport treated di-hydrogen oxide compound to sealed glass enclosure. Repeat tho step until sealed glass enclosure is restored to previous levels.
10) Replace miniature buildings and flora in desired manner.
11) Replace top access hatch.
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Re: Badly Written Instructions

Postby SUGauthor » January 15th, 2015, 1:50 am

The_Hankerchief wrote:1) Remove miniature structures and flora from sealed glass enclosure.
2) Remove top access hatch from sealed glass enclosure.
3) Completely submerge manual suction device into sealed glass enclosure.
4) Ensure there are no gaseous obstructions inside manual suction device.
5) Place widest appendage over the output of manual suction device and remove from sealed glass enclosure.
6) Place output into a receiving receptacle and remove appendage.
7) Secure input of manual suction device and remove pisceral by-product from the filtering layer at bottom of sealed glass enclosure. Empty receiving receptacle as necessary. Repeat steps 3-7 as necessary.
8) Remove manual suction device from sealed glass enclosure.
9) Using clean receptacle, transport treated di-hydrogen oxide compound to sealed glass enclosure. Repeat tho step until sealed glass enclosure is restored to previous levels.
10) Replace miniature buildings and flora in desired manner.
11) Replace top access hatch.


I'm pretty sure you're cleaning out a fish tank

1) Remove all fabrics that aren't designed to handle the chemical
2) Prep skin with special compound designed to resist the chemical
3) Enter the chemical
4) Using only extremities, push to avoid falling to the floor
5) Stab at and push chemicals as needed to travel
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Re: Badly Written Instructions

Postby Tailsgod » March 16th, 2015, 11:18 pm

SUGauthor wrote:
The_Hankerchief wrote:1) Remove miniature structures and flora from sealed glass enclosure.
2) Remove top access hatch from sealed glass enclosure.
3) Completely submerge manual suction device into sealed glass enclosure.
4) Ensure there are no gaseous obstructions inside manual suction device.
5) Place widest appendage over the output of manual suction device and remove from sealed glass enclosure.
6) Place output into a receiving receptacle and remove appendage.
7) Secure input of manual suction device and remove pisceral by-product from the filtering layer at bottom of sealed glass enclosure. Empty receiving receptacle as necessary. Repeat steps 3-7 as necessary.
8) Remove manual suction device from sealed glass enclosure.
9) Using clean receptacle, transport treated di-hydrogen oxide compound to sealed glass enclosure. Repeat tho step until sealed glass enclosure is restored to previous levels.
10) Replace miniature buildings and flora in desired manner.
11) Replace top access hatch.


I'm pretty sure you're cleaning out a fish tank

1) Remove all fabrics that aren't designed to handle the chemical
2) Prep skin with special compound designed to resist the chemical
3) Enter the chemical
4) Using only extremities, push to avoid falling to the floor
5) Stab at and push chemicals as needed to travel


I think taking a shower?

1) Open the pile of dead tree fragments
2) examine the odd symbols carved into it
3) attempt to understand the meaning behind the symbols
4) close pile of dead tree fragments and reflect
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Re: Badly Written Instructions

Postby SUGauthor » March 18th, 2015, 2:16 pm

Tailsgod wrote:1) Remove all fabrics that aren't designed to handle the chemical
2) Prep skin with special compound designed to resist the chemical
3) Enter the chemical
4) Using only extremities, push to avoid falling to the floor
5) Stab at and push chemicals as needed to travel

I think taking a shower?

1) Open the pile of dead tree fragments
2) examine the odd symbols carved into it
3) attempt to understand the meaning behind the symbols
4) close pile of dead tree fragments and reflect


Good guess, but no. And I think you're trying to solve a jigsaw puzzle.
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Re: Badly Written Instructions

Postby eishiya » March 18th, 2015, 2:32 pm

Tailsgod wrote:1) Open the pile of dead tree fragments
2) examine the odd symbols carved into it
3) attempt to understand the meaning behind the symbols
4) close pile of dead tree fragments and reflect

Reading a book? "Pile" makes it sound like it's not bound though. Newspaper?

I think SUGauthor's is swimming?
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Re: Badly Written Instructions

Postby SUGauthor » March 18th, 2015, 2:43 pm

eishiya wrote:I think SUGauthor's is swimming?


Correct!
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Re: Badly Written Instructions

Postby The_Hankerchief » March 26th, 2015, 6:46 am

1) Take bottle of Heinz 57 Texan Hot Dog sauce and remove impoundment device from bottle.
2) Add White powdery non-cocaine cleaning and cooking substance to Texan Hot Dog Sauce bottle.
3) Replace impoundment device.
4) Shake vigorously.
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